How to explain discolouration to a girl?

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What do I say if a girl asks why part of my penis is brown?

My penis looks like I dipped it in fake tan. Its brown and then as it gets closer towards the base BAM it suddenly turns white. Looks fucken wierd man i'm telling you.

Now, if you are in a relationship with the girl then sure you can tell them about Penis Enlargement, but if it is just a one off thing what do you say? I don't want to have to explain Penis Enlargement. They may laugh and get turned off.


I have come up with a few fake reasons.

1. Bad circulation in the penis.
2. Got kicked in the dick whilst erect causing severe bruising. Takes time to heal.
3. I have no fucking idea why.

Like yeah I guess I could just say "Manual Penis enlargement exercises" but I don't want to have to go into all that.

Thoughts? What are your experiences?
 
It got tan when you were a kid and the other skin turned back but that skin didn't?

from masturbation? idk.
 
Tell her "....with all the BBC fetish around, I thought I might turn mine black as well" :)

Or

Tell her " oh, don't worry. It's from my mum side"......"I'm half black"
 
Honstely man I doubt any girl is going to say anything about the color she more interested in the size and what it can do for her, I asked me gf if she thought it was wierd that my dick was darker then I am, she said no and they all the dicks she seen have always been darker then the rest of the skin and also she said she doesn't care if it gets darker
 
yea, I have the same issue only mine isn't tan, its red. I'm a bit concerned about it too. Any thoughts?
 
mooseman;477809 said:
yea, I have the same issue only mine isn't tan, its red. I'm a bit concerned about it too. Any thoughts?
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I would imagine its ok If it works fine and there is no pain or discomfort. If something seems wrong I would go to the doc. It's a small price to pay for piece of mind.
 
"I never really thought about it, just the way it is, I guess."
"Thanks for noticing though."
 
Tell her not to judge you!

I showed my girl a clamping vid of Stillwantmore and she thought his discoloration was gross. But then again, I cant imagine a girl knowing you and caring about you, making a big deal about it. Just be honest. I told my lady I clamp and she thought is was okay as long as I dont end up with a purple dick.;)
 
I'm sure would prefer your dick large with discoloration from Penis Enlargement vs an avg size with no discoloration.
 
magiksock;477823 said:
I'm sure would prefer your dick large with discoloration from Penis Enlargement vs an avg size with no discoloration.
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If you go at your Penis Enlargement in a reasonable manner and use some proper moisturizer and leech oil and things like that, you can still get a bigger penis without making it look gross. If you beat the crap out of your penis then it will look gross and that does matter to some girls.
 
Thanks for your thoughts guys.

MAXAMEYES;477817 said:
"I never really thought about it, just the way it is, I guess."
"Thanks for noticing though."
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This one sounds good. Answers the question and shuts it down too.
 
REDZULU2003;477890 said:
Your ancestral roots, say you got some Mexican or whatever in you.
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I had a Mexican in me once but he said I was not very comfortable.:)
 
Honestly, how many of you guys had your dick inspected by a sex partner? Obviously. If she's your girlfriend, wife, or just a long term relationship a question might pop up here and there but truthfully they usually just go right into sucking or fucking without asking. If they notice something that might link to an std then they will probably be concerned but other than that you'll be just fine.
 
All2Real;477916 said:
Honestly, how many of you guys had your dick inspected by a sex partner? Obviously. If she's your girlfriend, wife, or just a long term relationship a question might pop up here and there but truthfully they usually just go right into sucking or fucking without asking. If they notice something that might link to an std then they will probably be concerned but other than that you'll be just fine.
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I agree with you on this, I can't see most girls asking about the color of your penis skin unless it is really red and bruised or has spots on it or something like that. You will be fine and if she does ask just brush it aside and use the "that's just the way it has always been" and I doubt she will ask again after that. All she will really care is that it does the job!
 
Sounds like you've been hangin' around some unappreciative women.

Every one of the gals I've ever been intimate with loved to fondle my cock, lick it-look at it, watch it grow-throb-swell-twitch.
My ex loved to lick and blow on my balls just to watch 'em juggle themselves.
Some of the most gratifying shit I ever heard was during such a cock-fondling session when the Ol' Lady took it in both hands and said,
"Look at that shit! Just look at it...(makes "yummy" sound while schnarfing deeply), this shit's mine!"

Just as guys love lookin' at wet, throbbing pussies- good girls love lookin' at wet, throbbing cocks.

All2Real;477916 said:
Honestly, how many of you guys had your dick inspected by a sex partner? Obviously. If she's your girlfriend, wife, or just a long term relationship a question might pop up here and there but truthfully they usually just go right into sucking or fucking without asking. If they notice something that might link to an std then they will probably be concerned but other than that you'll be just fine.
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