guys I think I am fucked!

mattlapp

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Bad news from me. I am experiencig this problem with my right testicle for about 3 months now. The problem is it gets swollen after my workouts and it seems like there is some kind of a tissue (I don't know if it is soft or hard) attached to the lower part of my right testicle. I also have a varicocele on the left testicle. Well I took a few breaks but condition stayed on. It's a real shame because I was really beginning to get in the groove with DLD's Phase 1 routine and was working that snake really well. I don't know I did some searching and saw some probable solutions to my answers. Well it can be a cyst or a spermatocele but I really don't have a clue. Well my major concern is that it can be you know what. Well I don't even want to say the word. It gives me creeps. Well I don't experience any pain in that testicle for now. Well I would love to have a big dick, but health is in the 1st place. So I have to stop. Fuck this shit I am so pissed. I would appreciate any tip from you guys.

Later
ElCap <:(
 

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I have varicocele as well in my left, did you try my balls jelqing ? I have noticed that the more ball work I do the more the varicocele gets stretch out and does not get all bundled up and night, it use to be very noticable, a few girls commemeted, but now you can not see it, stretch you balls like I do, do ball jelqing and my testicle heath and DLD's testicle health
 

mattlapp

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Fuck man I don't have a clue. I think I am gonna go see a doc. i think it's some fucked up shit.
 

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If its hard, it might be testicular cancer, and if it is, the sooner you get to a doctor the better. But if it was, id assume it would grow quite some over 3 months.
 
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Yeah you definitely need to see a doctor. If for nothing else, just to make sure it isn't "you know what."
 

mattlapp

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Guys don't scare me more as I am. Well Dagger this condition is actually the same for about 3-4 months. You think cancer would grow much in that time. It's pretty much the same all the time. Well maybe it isn't the worst case scenario.
 

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If it hasn't grown it sounds alot like a testicular or epididymal cyst, but you still must see a doctor for sure especially when it comes to your package.

Good luck man.
 

mattlapp

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thrillah said:
If it hasn't grown it sounds alot like a testicular or epididymal cyst, but you still must see a doctor for sure especially when it comes to your package.

Good luck man.
Thanks thrillah. You have some feedback on that condition. You seem to know something about that. If you have some more info give me a note.

Later
 

fallen_one23

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well I'd scare ya into thinking its something horrible, but we haven't heard from scrub ducky anymore after that...


best bet to get it checkdout a professional, of course you don't want to go in their every other week when you got a prob, but don't take stuff you found on the internet as the reason for it.

good luck wit dat
 

REDZULU2003

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get to the fuckin doctor dont take our WORD for a diagnosis as none of us are trained to give thag advice out .... be safe and book a vist to the Doc' ... its most probably nuthing.
Take a stiff drink of whiskey LOL and get ya ass into the clinic.
 

mattlapp

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Thanks for your support guys. Yes RED I know no one here is trained to give an advice like that I just wanted to make sure if anyone had some feedback on that condition or maybe had it hymself. I am gonna pull out my Johnnie Walker. Well doc is it. Doctor Doctor, can't you see I'm burnin' burnin' (Thompson Twins 80's).LOL

By the way who is scrub ducky?
 
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mattlapp

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Cheers fallen. I wonder why ducky didn't come back posting after that thread. I hope everything worked uut ok for him. I am gonna get an appontment right away.
 

REDZULU2003

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I think ducky is a reguler at Pride Penis, another free site like this, I used to admin it until I got demoted, sacked and banned LOL
 

fallen_one23

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yea PP was awesome a while back (I was a lurker) but then posts slowed to a HALT and i stopped going. cameback, someone hacked the forums and soon after i saw red post for everyone to come here and haven't visited that sight yet
 
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