GUILTY PLEASURE:What chick would you fuck and not brag to your buddies about?

Alex Borstein. A few others that I forgot the name of.
A few women in the office I work at.
Aaaand...my cousin. Well, one of them not so more. It's like, when I was 11, I'd have fucked the shit out of her. She was 30-something. But now she's like 40-something and a mother. Aaaand my other cousin is way underage.

...I liked girls my age when I was very young. I haven't stopped liking them. I don't pursue them obviously but when you look at all the clothes an shit they wear which is the exact same thing chicks my age now wear, can you not see the logic? Probably the hardest thing to tell anybody next to my penis size, due to the stranger danger nowadays.
 
Don't know if I said this before.

Chelsea Handler is begging for some penis. I don't know what it is about her but she oozes good sex.
 
Michelle Beadle from "Sports Nation" I dig girly tomboys. You know what I mean.

And a few female commentators on sportscenter.
 
Edit, George Bush?
 
sasquatch;343248 said:
Griffin and Silverman...LMFAO...I hear 'ya man. Griffin is always offering to fuck and the time Sarah Silverman pissed in that Pringles potatoe chip container...ha ha ha

I would fuck either of them, right in front of my mother LOL

I jacked off more to Peg Bundy "Married With Children" than I can remember.

Ray Romano's wife from "Everybody Loves Raymond" has seen alot of wrist action in my head.

That horse face from "Sex and the City" would need a car wash to get cleaned off if I could have 20 minutes with her.

The daughter on "American Dad" would get it hard...even if she is animated. Same goes for Peter's wife on "Family Guy"

lololol ;)LMAO:)

Sarah Silverman is cool I'd wanna date her.///

doublelongdaddy;381174 said:
Edit, George Bush?

what the Gorgia??? lol
 
Shit! I thought I saw on here Natalie Portman and Jennifer Love Hewitt. If I fucked them, I would tell everyone! I would fuck her armpit!

One that I'd fuck but not tell anyone is Lady Gaga. to me she's ugly as fuck but just to have her sing that "Bad Romance" song while I'm shoving my cock in her ass would be tits! But delete this if the roomer of her being a man is true :) I'm pretty sure she has a snatch but I'm just saying.
 
doublelongdaddy;381174 said:
Edit, George Bush?

LMAO but george bush doesn't give a fuck.

Chris rock:
You think you don't give a fuck? george bush doesn't give a fuck. If you were hanging from a cliff, and the only thing that could save your life was a fuck, And he happened to have a fuck in his pocket, he wouldn't give it to you.

You:"Hey george! I need a fuck! "

George:"Sorry, You know I don't give a fuck."

All the golden girls?Ladies, Lose the dentures and let get down to business!
 
Kelly Ripa. And any other chick I fucked. I don't brag to my buddies about who I've been with. Most of the guys I know that do that are later revealed to be full of shit and I don't wanna be seen as one of those dudes.
 
I would also give it to Obamma too
 
Might as well, DLD. He's givin it to us good and hard just like the last one(s) did. Just as well get a lil payback hehe.
 
TheStick;381283 said:
Might as well, DLD. He's givin it to us good and hard just like the last one(s) did. Just as well get a lil payback hehe.

Yup, everybody had such high hopes, blaming Bush for everything not we are getting the same thing with The Boma.
 
I didn't vote for him or McCain I'm proud to say. The lesser of two evils is STILL EVIL! I'm more of a Ron Paul type when it comes to politics and saw most of this BS comin 10 miles away. None of Obama's lies or reversals have surprised me in the least.

Oh, and if anyone thinks I'm a crazy wingnut Paul worshipper or whatever, I'd promptly end my support for him if he ever turned out to be even a miniscule fraction as bad as these other clowns.
 
I have never voted...fuck that
 
Fran drescher,Nina Hartley LOL, maybe Cher younger (version) Lotta mature women that still look great out there!
 
wow I voted in 2016

LOL
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