GUILTY PLEASURE:What chick would you fuck and not brag to your buddies about?

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For some reason I dont know why but when I see kathy griffin and sarah silverman on TV cursing and doing stand up they seem super sexy to me. I dont think I would be attracted to them if I just seen them at a grocery store or something and didnt know who they were but for some reason when I see them on TV I just want to fuck them.

I know you guys have chick like that you want to fuck but would not really brag about to your buddies or ever tell them at all about , so tell us who these chicks are?
 
Griffin and Silverman...LMFAO...I hear 'ya man. Griffin is always offering to fuck and the time Sarah Silverman pissed in that Pringles potatoe chip container...ha ha ha

I would fuck either of them, right in front of my mother LOL

I jacked off more to Peg Bundy "Married With Children" than I can remember.

Ray Romano's wife from "Everybody Loves Raymond" has seen alot of wrist action in my head.

That horse face from "Sex and the City" would need a car wash to get cleaned off if I could have 20 minutes with her.

The daughter on "American Dad" would get it hard...even if she is animated. Same goes for Peter's wife on "Family Guy"
 
peggy segal (peg bundy)

the gothic chick from csi (yes i like goth)

the lesbian lover of willow in buffy the vampire slayer..tara i think..
 
The chick from the progressive.com commercials (red lipstick) and rachael ray(good cooking get my blood flowing and the raspy voice is sexy a tad bit)
 
Girth Hammer;344218 said:
The chick from the progressive.com commercials (red lipstick)

Deff. the red lipstick chick!

Leah Marie Remini (Wife from King of Queens)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes)
Constance Marie (Wife from The George Lopez show)
Masiela Lusha (Daughter from The George Lopez show)

List goes on and on. hah.
 
It would have to be Madonna ... I would love to have sex with her. She looks great for her age and I bet she is wild in bed and could learn me a thing or two! That hot Italian blood through her veins aswell mmmm just is a sexy mature woman, always liked her music but I wouldnt brag about wanting to bed her.
 
I understand RED, For some reason when i look at older chick I fell like they need a good fucking. Older woman are so sexy to me LMAO sometimes I fell weird when I have friends that have super nice moms cause all I can think of is fucking them.
 
The red lipstick chick from progressive for sure.....hope she has insurance 'cause I would ruin her.
 
My friend I grew up with all my life since like 4 or 5 years old has girlfriend that is a crazy bitch. They have been together for like 3 years. She is such a drama chick and annoying as fuck. there relationship is such a joke and fake I fell like Im living in a MTV show. But I just want to fuck her one good time LMAO.
 
at the top of my penis head: i would ball Sarah Palin, Dolly Parton (young), Alicia Keys, Mae West (young), Jennifer Beals, Kat Dennings, Milena Velba, Natalie Portman, and Gloria Allred all anally.

and i would FUCK Kellie Everts, Maria Carta, Lynda Carter, Marisa Del Portillo, Patricia Heaton, Glenda Hatchett, Nancy Spungen, Parminder Nagra, Veronica Castro (young), Nicole Ari Parker, Cassandra Peterson, Judith Grace, Victoria Ruffo, Gloria Rolando, and Odalys García....like theres no tomorrow and i would unload inside them all.
 
longer list

katie price, lucy pinder, michelle marsch, denise milani, next door nikki, shyla stylez, carmella bing, pume swede, tory lane, kelly bell and others^^
 
Hmmm id say Kathy Griffin she looks like a fuckin freak and a three some with Joan Rivers and her daughter.
 
elpichon3000;349446 said:
Hmmm id say Kathy Griffin she looks like a fuckin freak

hahaha yea Griffin is most likely a big freak... she looks like the type of broad, that would probably ask you to give her a good wrap right in her fuckin face, while shes havin an orgasm.
 
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