good and bad pussy

Best: everytime i go done on my wife...

Worst: hooked up with a real hottie chick in highschool and we were fooling around. I started fondeling her and started to take off her clothes. I'm sucking her tits and make my way downtown and as i get closer a notice a foul smell. I put a finger in her pussy and she was super wet, i pull out my finger and brought it up to my nose... god damn i almost passed out from the smell. That was by far the smelliest pussy i've ever whiffed. I got up, put my clothes on, and told her to go home a wash her pussy. As soon as she left i wash my hands but couldn't wash the smell off for the rest of the day.

LOL Some good but sick shit in this thread. Keep it coming.

I had a bad experience with pussy with a one night stand.

When she pulled down her pants i thought "Hydromaxm whats that smell?", then she slipped off her g-string and i thought "what the hell is that smell?". Then I was about to go down on her, about a foot from her pussy when it hit me, I thought to myself :barf: "Holy shit, that has to be the nastiest smelling pun' ever!". There was no way in hell i was touching that puss with either my cock or tongue. I made an lame excuse and bailed. :barf:

I guess sheep count too but I don't think I would be telling it to this crowd. AAAAddh-ah-ah-ah-olph


QUOTE=Adolf Hilter]The best for me When I first eat Emrgard, her pussy was wet and sticky with all kinds of cum. I continued to eat her for another 30 minuets, during which time shot her lot at least six times.

The worst for me was when I was on the farm in Summerset, one of the new farm girls took a liking to me, so we had a session in the cow shed. She blew me first. The it was my turn. I started to go down and she tasted quite good.

Then it happened, she sort of sighed and then she farted, but unfortunately for me is was a very wet fart, and boy my jaw was covered in shit, and what a stink.[/QUOTE]

I would always eat out my x-girlfriends pussy, her name was Peggy. The first time I ate it, it tasted sick but then I asked her to wash it before I ate it again. She did what I asked every day and I ate it every day. I used to make her cum 10 times and then I would make her have a pussy fart, just for the hell of it.

i love eating pussy but my ex girlfriend didnt like it too much because she said it tickled? anyways i eating her out and my tongue picked up a piece of tissue that was left behind after she took a piss... ewwwww. my stomach felt weird after that. ( () )

i always fuck the kind. this is what im pounding on now

http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32341

her pussy is odorless anytime i ever smell it (kinda weird to me). she can cum just by biting and licking on her nipples. usually i either finger her or eat her pussy and bite on her nipples to get her to cum then i fuck her wet pussy and get her to cum again.

Thats a nice lady you got there omgwtfthanxx .
Quite yummy and scrumptous, lol .

kracjac;280414 said:

Thats a nice lady you got there omgwtfthanxx .
Quite yummy and scrumptous, lol .

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I want to second kracjac's comments.

penguinsfan;280447 said:

I want to second kracjac's comments.

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, Amen to that brother .....