good and bad pussy

flair1981

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What was your best experience with eating or fucking a girl and your worst?

My best is basically anytime my wife aint on her period. I treid to eat her 2 days after her period thinking it was OK, but it tasted pretty bad.
 

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flair1981 said:
What was your best experience with eating or fucking a girl and your worst?

My best is basically anytime my wife aint on her period. I treid to eat her 2 days after her period thinking it was OK, but it tasted pretty bad.

Two words for ya Dogg!

Summers EVE! LMAO
 

flair1981

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ha ha !
 
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Best experience eating pussy: 14 years old. Dad's house for the summer. My Dad's girlfriend's daughter was staying the weekend with her mom. She was about the same age as me. We started making out in her room after everyone else went to bed, and she let me go down on her. She didn't reciprocate, but I still remember the look of it with her panties pulled to the side-- the puffy lips and spring of red hair-- and the smell and taste of it...Oooohhhhh, yeah...!

Worst experience eating pussy: I was gobbling away and thought, Hmmm, this tastes odd. Then I felt it drying on my face and getting flaky...Oh, no! I went to the bathroom and sure enough, I had blood from one ear to the other. Got my red wings that night! Some guys might like it, but to me it is nasty.
 

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I am going to photoshop my penis onto a small guy and see how much difference it makes, visually.

PS-- That guy's nipples freak me out!
 
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The best times i had eating and stickin was with the lady i'm with now.The first time my woman and I had sex we fucked from 10-11 at night to about 6-7 the next day.I went down the first night,and tasted it-she has no scent and can take cummin back to back while i'm down there.

The worst i had eating and stickin
My ex wouldnt let me eat it at all because she said she was to sensitive,but had claimed she let other dudes eat her out before.

The worst stickin is my ex also,after she came once it was over for her anything after that would hurt
 
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The best for me When I first eat Emrgard, her pussy was wet and sticky with all kinds of cum. I continued to eat her for another 30 minuets, during which time shot her lot at least six times.

The worst for me was when I was on the farm in Summerset, one of the new farm girls took a liking to me, so we had a session in the cow shed. She blew me first. The it was my turn. I started to go down and she tasted quite good.

Then it happened, she sort of sighed and then she farted, but unfortunately for me is was a very wet fart, and boy my jaw was covered in shit, and what a stink.
 

flair1981

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thats bad....sorry man...
 

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Hmm I've only done it to my lady 5 or 6 times. She's paranoid about it. Fine by me, but every once in a while I want to do it and I don't like hearing her complain, although she's very satisfied after I do get r done. :s

She's always worried about discharge and the smell.
 
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Adolf Hilter said:
Then it happened, she sort of sighed and then she farted, but unfortunately for me is was a very wet fart, and boy my jaw was covered in shit, and what a stink.
LMAO.....thats nasty man!
 

tradeguy

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I dunno what my best experience would be. Either with my ex when I ate her for 45 min straight and she came 5 times back to back to back and so on... Or, with my current girl who before me had thought she was broken and had said a guy had never given her an orgasm.

It was in my car one night and I was really horny so we pulled over on some random street and I put her seat back and climbed over. I took her pants off and started eating her slowly. She started really getting into after about 10 min and she was moaning and fuckin my face and everything, then she gasps and cums all over my seat! She cums for a good 5 seconds. It was dark and I was afraid of stopping so I couldn't see it, but I heard it.
Before that neither of us knew that she could cum. We had an experience once during sex where she started to cum, but she got scared and got dressed and left. That night was great, and even more satisfying because I knew I was the first person to ever make her cum.
 
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my best: ate the pussy and it smelt like vanilla or somethin she sprayed stuff on it, and her pussy was realllly wet and moist

worst: The chicks pussy smelt horrible and after one lick i stopped. and she hadnt shaved in a few days so it was prickly. felt wierd
 

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my best experiance was about a year ago with my ex gf. it was the first time anyone had done anything to her and that thought alone drove me crasy. though she had never had anyone, she was completly shaved and there were no knicks or anything, just a smoothed shaved red pussy{she was a redhead}. her pussy tasted so fucking sweet. anyways, im eating and fingering at the same time, and shes screaming so loud im sure the neighbors are hearing her. anyways, i decide, ive already gone this far, i might as well go all the way, so i stuck my dick in her. the second i got in her she start cumming all over the place. i dont know about you guys, but this was the first time i fucked a virgin and it was so great, i just loved it.

anyways, the worst was i was eating out a random girl i picked up while out drinking and then while all of a sudden the bitch queefed. it was so gross i wanted to puck, but i got her back cuz later when we were fucking i stuck it in her ass when she didnt expect it
 

tradeguy

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Hey!!
Don't knock the queefs! My girlfriend can do it on command. She just picked a bad time to do it for the first time in front of me, when I was on my knees eating her out... But it's cool now, and it's funny because after the first time she appologizes when she does it. So she'll moan and then queef and appologize but she's still moaning, it's pretty funny!
 

kevin10540

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to each his own. i personally thought it was the grossest thing every. {though i have fortunatily never eaten a girl out during her period, and i hope i never do}
 

tradeguy

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I have done that, just once and didn't really eat her, just licked her clit for a little while. She liked it and said i was sweet for doing it. I also had sex with her on her period once. She was very horny and I gave in, very messy, wouldn't suggest it, but she liked it so I'm glad I did it.
 

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ADOLF!!!!

that is the funniest mate!... im pissing myself laugh, .. and I think i just work my house mate up.!

Thats a pisser! dam,

ahhhh, funny stuff.

Respect to you though, I would have went medievil on her.
 

Dingobells

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Oh, sweet Melissa. This lass had a yeast infection accompanied by vaginal discharge, I nevertheless performed cunnilingus on her and enjoyed it quite profusely!
 

dreamaloud1

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Some of ya'll some sick MoFos.

Key terms not found in a good pussy eating experience include- infection, discharge, chunky, blood, prickly, yeast, tuna, hash mark, and finally:

Pre-Spit Yogurt...especially if its not yours.
 

esteban

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Best and worst was probably with my most recent ex.

Best, we had sex, and I made her cum twice. My ex before her never did from penetration for whatever reason. But the look on her face the second time....still haunts me every once in a while. I miss that look, and how her whole body just shook from the orgasm. Damn I miss it.

Worst was probably our first time. We started out fine, but then I just completely lost it, and couldn't get it back. This was the first time. Needless to say I felt like shit.

But I'm glad I haven't seen any infections or anything, cause that would have to be the worst.
 
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