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its so crazy after you make gains after a couple years and girls notice the size diff and start making comments about size :p im so not used to it its crazy hearing it the first few times when a girl says you're the biggest she's seen...its like damn really? naw shes just sayin that.....or maybe shes not :cool:
 
"too big"
"like a bottle"
"wow"
"ohhh yeah"
"ohhh"
or just nothing

they can say a lot. when they cant grip around they become "funny" :D
 
My personal favorite was after a halloween party, just a few months into doing Penis Enlargement, I met a girl, we come back to my place, and start fooling around, she reaches into my pants and her eyes got real big. She looked up at me and said, holy shit you have a big dick! At the time I was only 6.75 inches and right about 5 in girth. I'm 7.25 long and 5.25 girth now so I would love to see her again! Just to hear her say, "Damn I don't remember it being THAT big!"
 
Jen came home to my 10.5" penis and grabbed my cock and states "It is sooo much thicker"
 
I was asking a friend of mine what she thought a good penis size was and of course I asked her, what do you think of a toilet paper roll?

She said that was pushing it, then I told her I can barely fit the tip of mine inside of one, her eyes widened up.
 
Dangwoo;352043 said:
I was asking a friend of mine what she thought a good penis size was and of course I asked her, what do you think of a toilet paper roll?

She said that was pushing it, then I told her I can barely fit the tip of mine inside of one, her eyes widened up.


Nice!
 
Dangwoo;352043 said:
I was asking a friend of mine what she thought a good penis size was and of course I asked her, what do you think of a toilet paper roll?

She said that was pushing it, then I told her I can barely fit the tip of mine inside of one, her eyes widened up.

Did her knees buckle and mouth open as well? :s
 
youknow;352143 said:
Did her knees buckle and mouth open as well? :s

No, but told another friend of mine that I didn't fit in the toilet paper tube and she was pretty scared of that. Considering that's thicker than her wrist.
 
Here's a post from an old-ass thread of mine:

Re: Girlfriend's "New Size" promises...

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I'm trottin' this ol' dog out again because of something that happened this past weekend.
And because of the gains I've made since I started this thread, oh so many months ago. Which is an integral part of the story.

Me and my Ol' Lady live a coupla hundred miles apart so our sex lives take place on the weekends and consist, mostly, of a lot of catching up.
Well; this past weekend she was suffering her monthly injury but was also horny as hell, and after some really good extended foreplay she just couldn't stand it any longer.

I'm gonna take a second to say that she absolutely LOVES suckin' my cock, so much so that she literally comes just from doing that.

Now, I wanna say thanks to all you sons o' bitches who've given me so much fantastic info on this site that I've gained about an inch and a half in length and a full inch or better in girth this past year and my penile health has never, ever been better.
I thank all of you...for both of us (big fukkin' grin).

Anyways, I was enjoying her mouth like a big dog and doing quite the professional job of not launching my load that day. So then she got an idea. A raunchy, sexy, very welcome idea as she grabbed my trusty bottle of jelq lube
(she used to tease me about "tuggin' the pug"..but no more, oh no, no more at all) and rolled over with a fat fukkin' smile.
All she said was, "You be easy!"
She's a sexy li'l latina with fine fat muscular ass and I just freakin' love it. And I was about to again.

I really had no full appreciation of my size gains until I ran into the trouble I ran into just trying to get my head in, I have to give her credit; she didn't let loose, she stayed the course.
And I also have to say that the noises she was makin' only made the problem worse as I swelled even more on my way in. Thank God I lubed her good before tryin !

I finally got about halfway in and was starting to get a little stroke action going, you know; stroke out half an inch, then stroke in three quarters, then out one inch and in two, then...pretty soon yer doin' some decent long strokin' and you slowly work all of your cock deep into her sweet ass.
Well, it was just about then that I also started throbbing, and on each throb she'd let out a yelp that was equal parts pain and lust and fuckin' cheering. And I really didn't need to stroke any longer, because every time I pumped my cock she'd let out this deep gutteral moan from somewhere deep, down inside and this turned me on like a motherfucker.

Pretty soon all I was doing was pumping even more blood into my already engorged cock (I fully appreciate that term now) and she was just moaning and thrashing...and I was growling that shit into her ear that she loves to hear;
"Come on my cock, you sexy bitch"..."i'm gonna fuck you deeeep"....."Are you ready?...are you ready for my whole cock strokin' your sweet ass?"
And instead of saying her usual "Fuck that ass, fuck that ass hard!" She looks over her shoulder, and with an honest to God look of fear on her face she says, "No...no more deeper, you too big...too thick...you fuck my ass up too much" "I can't come...you too big"
All the while with the groaning and wracking, heaving sobs
of lust and pain and suBathmateission. Some of the best noises I ever, ever heard in my entire life.

Well, after that it took about two whole seconds and I let loose with a fuckin' load that made her fuckin' scream like she was fuckin' dyin'.
I swear to God that my orgasm lasted twenty, thirty seconds or more. I filled her to the bursting point. She said later, "Christ, I could taste it!"

Later, after I had regained consciousness, and she'd cleaned up a bit she told me that now, because of my new cock size she was gonna let me slip it up the chute only, like, maybe once a year on my birthday or so.
At which point I reminded her that that would be quite the size leap after an entire year (I got faith!) and she might want to "keep up with me" on a progressive basis.
She just looked kinda scared.

The absolute most gratifying experience I've ever had, sexually. The look on her face, almost panic stricken, and the noises I wrenched outta her and the....well...fear, that the new size of my cock inspired in her was absolutely mind-bending. THIS was the cock I had been striving for all this time ! I think I can die happy now.

So, again, thanks a million DLD, and thanks all you other old timers that gave me the advice to make that possible.
And to any sumbitch out there who pisses and moans that this shit don't work:
BLOW ME !
If you truly believe NPenis Enlargement is useless then just pack yer shit and go away....Me; I'll be livin' all kinds o' large...larger every day.

And luvvin' it !
 
every girl that's seen mine has said it's big...don't know why since i'm only 6.75x5
 
dmoney101;352428 said:
every girl that's seen mine has said it's big...don't know why since i'm only 6.75x5

Probably cause thats bigger than average. I had smaller girth than that when I started and girls told me I was big.
 
youknow;352431 said:
Probably cause thats bigger than average. I had smaller girth than that when I started and girls told me I was big.

yea, to them its big, but when we look at our own pieces it seems smaller than it really is. we're never satisfied lol
 
dmoney101;352435 said:
yea, to them its big, but when we look at our own pieces it seems smaller than it really is. we're never satisfied lol

Of course we're not! When I look down I see a small average penis. When I look in the mirror, I'm a little more impressed. When I let that girl who I've known for 4 years finally go down on me despite our friendship, I was amazed when she said she had a hard time going down. We all want more, that's why we're here.
 
If someone could delete the previous post along with this one that would be great. Thanks.
 
Haha, the last girl I was with (before I started Penis Enlargement) said "I would destroy her" and "dont know if she could take it"...and I was barley 6.5in haha, and she had a hard time taking it.
Going on 2-3 weeks of exercises and from the feel of my tool, I can tell I already gained a good amount for the time ive been exercising. Dont wanna measure until Im a month in...
 
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Calabria;352572 said:
Haha, the last girl I was with (before I started Penis Enlargement) said "I would destroy her" and "dont know if she could take it"...and I was barley 6.5in haha, and she had a hard time taking it.
Going on 2-3 weeks of exercises and from the feel of my tool, I can tell I already gained a good amount for the time ive been exercising. Dont wanna measure until Im a month in...

what's your girth?
 
Phoenix22;352477 said:
If someone could delete the previous post along with this one that would be great. Thanks.

Posterity.
Ain't it a bitch?
 
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