Simyan

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I have here a hilarious story which I must share with you. I'll keep it short and sweet.

So a few weeks ago, I matched with a chick on tinder. Spoke a little dirty on the old whatsapp but have yet to meet her. Out of the blue though, I sent her a message today to see how she is doing and to fuck.

We spoke a little bit until suddenly she claimed she was convinced she had just seen me! She was on the train and claimed to have seen my on a certain road. She told me what she saw me wearing and indeed, unbelievably, our paths crossed in real life. What an amazing coincidence.

The best is yet to come though. She said she saw me walking down the road..... get ready for it.........


"I saw you grab your package as you were walking"

LOL. What an insane coincidence, a wonderful combination of time and place. And of all the things I could have been doing, I grabbed my dick!

She claimed she could see my bulge from all the way on the train!

I had to explain to her

1) I no longer wear underwear
2) Jeans are now too tight and restrictive, I'm forced to wear ugly sports trousers
3) I'm ready to fuck her brains out!


It was funny, she kind of knew I had a big dick from my tinder photos but I'm so pleased today she was able to notice the bulge. I still haven't met her!!

From all my work my flaccid length has increased to 5.5 inches, and my balls hang low now so my budge is pretty big, especially as I don't wear underwear. I have to walk like a penguin to not upset my balls and I'm constantly tugging it to let it hang comfortably.

To be fair though, these are pretty decent problems to have!
 
Simyan;671764 said:
I have here a hilarious story which I must share with you. I'll keep it short and sweet.

So a few weeks ago, I matched with a chick on tinder. Spoke a little dirty on the old whatsapp but have yet to meet her. Out of the blue though, I sent her a message today to see how she is doing and to fuck.

We spoke a little bit until suddenly she claimed she was convinced she had just seen me! She was on the train and claimed to have seen my on a certain road. She told me what she saw me wearing and indeed, unbelievably, our paths crossed in real life. What an amazing coincidence.

The best is yet to come though. She said she saw me walking down the road..... get ready for it.........


"I saw you grab your package as you were walking"

LOL. What an insane coincidence, a wonderful combination of time and place. And of all the things I could have been doing, I grabbed my dick!

She claimed she could see my bulge from all the way on the train!

I had to explain to her

1) I no longer wear underwear
2) Jeans are now too tight and restrictive, I'm forced to wear ugly sports trousers
3) I'm ready to fuck her brains out!


It was funny, she kind of knew I had a big dick from my tinder photos but I'm so pleased today she was able to notice the bulge. I still haven't met her!!

From all my work my flaccid length has increased to 5.5 inches, and my balls hang low now so my budge is pretty big, especially as I don't wear underwear. I have to walk like a penguin to not upset my balls and I'm constantly tugging it to let it hang comfortably.

To be fair though, these are pretty decent problems to have!

Man,how do you guys keep meeting girls on facebook,tinder and all kind of sites like this..never happend to me..guess i'm that ugly LMAO .Hope you will fuck her good sim :) Show her the MoS Dick :)
 
As mad as it seems I've not been chasing girls. Chasing this dick and getting the things i really want in life
 
Man I could never do that I'm way too suspicious. And somehow I don't believe you were grabbing your package by accident :s. Sometimes when I'm rapping with my friends I grab my package like lil wayne, and easy e so its all good :blush:
 
Lol i tugged on it to untrap it and let it hang free. I realise my curve may have been caused by years of underwear. It was actually upsetting how much it would curve and turtle to the left.

A few months ago i would clamp and go back into my tight underwear. Only now i kind of feel i know what I'm doing. The gains are Deffo arriving
 
I always end up having to adjust my package too bruh. Big dick problems right XD
 
Simyan;671825 said:
Lol i tugged on it to untrap it and let it hang free. I realise my curve may have been caused by years of underwear. It was actually upsetting how much it would curve and turtle to the left.

A few months ago i would clamp and go back into my tight underwear. Only now i kind of feel i know what I'm doing. The gains are Deffo arriving

Wearing no underwear feels so good too :)
 
it does but I forget I'm not wearing any and often run or make sudden movements which ends up hurting my balls. I made the mistake of going into class with my jeans on...... 5 mins after having left home I had to come back. balls were hurting like crazy. Had to lie down and just chill. Amazing news. Shows that GAINS are being made!
 
Simyan;671898 said:
it does but I forget I'm not wearing any and often run or make sudden movements which ends up hurting my balls. I made the mistake of going into class with my jeans on...... 5 mins after having left home I had to come back. balls were hurting like crazy. Had to lie down and just chill. Amazing news. Shows that GAINS are being made!

How does your balls hurt?Are they hanging super low and you hit them when you sit on a chair or something like that?
 
The other day I pulled one, by accident dont really know how. I also go to the gym and run without underwear! They need a rest!
 
Simyan how long have you been using your SG/VLC combo?
 
I see, all I need is to take a good measurement of my flaccid glans and send the size over including payment via Paypal right? Is that how you did yours?
 
Yep . Took me several devices to find the right size. They send you a new one if your device doesn't fit
 
You mean if the device doesn't fit you will send it back to them and they will send you a new one right? That's gonna take a long time if I need to send the device back to them cause our postal service is sluggish.

I might just start a length master/Hydromax routine.
 
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