Funny AIM Convo

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HAHAHA this is great. 2 days ago at 12:30 AM my very intoxicated friend was trying to tell me how the penis is a muscle... you know I can't have that. So I proceeded to tell him how it wasn't and what it was. But that wasn't enough so I had 9cyclops9 i.m. him too. Here is what happened:

Person = my friend B Flat Nine = cyclops

B Flat Nine (12:23:19 AM): it isn't a muscle
Person(12:23:36 AM): whoothe fuck is this
B Flat Nine (12:24:04 AM): a friend of brian
Person (12:24:28 AM): whta yous do dick research tgetherr
B Flat Nine (12:24:40 AM): yeah man it's great
B Flat Nine (12:24:55 AM): you wouldn't want to make yours bigger? who wouldn't?
Person (12:25:10 AM): sum ppkl dont need too
B Flat Nine (12:25:33 AM): why not?
Person (12:26:16 AM): cuz theyer straight wit how big their shitt iss
B Flat Nine (12:26:41 AM): but what if the ladies aren't?
Person (12:27:23 AM): are youu retarded
B Flat Nine (12:27:58 AM): haha no...but why settle with the 7 inches i was born with when i can have 9 with just a little work?
Person (12:28:22 AM): why are you so conccerned wit how bigg your dick iss? dont you got better things 2 do
B Flat Nine (12:28:49 AM): sure i do...it isn't like this is all i do...just takes like half an hour every day
Person (12:29:03 AM): thatss a half hour u could be doin sumthing productiove
B Flat Nine (12:29:26 AM): making my cock huge and making the ladies scream isn't productive?
Person (12:30:07 AM): okk buddy but iming me at 12:30 at night and teachin me about dicks is?
B Flat Nine (12:31:03 AM): sure, what else should i be doing at 1230? its late and i'm listening to music
Person (12:31:36 AM): try sleeping, howe old r u?
B Flat Nine (12:31:42 AM): 18
B Flat Nine (12:31:56 AM): don't have class tomorrow so i stay up a little
B Flat Nine (12:32:00 AM): why aren't you sleeping?
Person (12:32:05 AM): cuz im drunkk
B Flat Nine (12:32:10 AM): haha
B Flat Nine (12:32:15 AM): sounds fun
Person (12:32:16 AM): first of all, this is brian aint it
B Flat Nine (12:32:21 AM): no it isn't
Person (12:33:01 AM): i dobut youre 18
B Flat Nine (12:33:31 AM): why would i lie about that? is it cool to be 18 and i just wanted to look cool?
Person (12:34:06 AM): yuo wanted to be young so you didnt look like smoe grimey odl man who looks at penis websties
B Flat Nine (12:34:59 AM): ok whatever haha...anyway, i'm a fresHydromaxan in college at berklee college of music in boston...so ya i'm 18
Person (12:35:58 AM): damnn i musst be straight cocked cuz i caint beleive brian got some penis pals
B Flat Nine (12:36:26 AM): he's a cool guy, why shouldn't he have penis pals?
Person (12:36:54 AM): are yuo gay? is he gay?
B Flat Nine (12:37:17 AM): nope
Person (12:37:55 AM): rae you a virgin too
B Flat Nine (12:38:09 AM): yup
Person (12:38:30 AM): DOES ANYONE ON TAHT FUKCIN WEBSITE ACTUALY HAVE SEXX?
B Flat Nine (12:38:45 AM): yeah most of them do...i don't because of my religion
Person (12:39:05 AM): oooh it is 2 late for me to takl about religion
B Flat Nine (12:39:36 AM): that's cool
Person (12:40:37 AM): do uoy take pictures of your dick too? apparently thats what all the cool kids do
B Flat Nine (12:40:48 AM): i don't
Person (12:41:50 AM): B Flat Nine: making my cock huge and making the ladies scream isn't productive?

its not productive if you aint using it
Person (12:42:02 AM): and i think i just won this debate
B Flat Nine (12:42:36 AM): i think not...it isn't like i'm never going to use it
Person (12:43:04 AM): and just because your dick is big dont mean you're making anyone "scream"
B Flat Nine (12:43:28 AM): but women like big ones a lot better than little ones
Person (12:43:43 AM): and how would you know
B Flat Nine (12:44:15 AM): ask any girl straight up and they'll tell you
Person (12:44:32 AM): i have and they dont seem to agree with you
B Flat Nine (12:44:55 AM): they say it doesn't matter right?
Person (12:46:16 AM): ill brb
B Flat Nine (12:46:50 AM): when they say that, they mean it doesn't make them not like the guy...in their mind "penis size doesn't matter" means "i can still like/love the guy even if he has a small one." but ask them if a big penis feels better and they'll say yes
B Flat Nine (12:46:51 AM): ok
“Person” is away from the computer as of 12:50:16 AM.
 
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Haha that was a lot of fun! He got one of his lady friends to IM me yesterday about it, but unfortunately I was away from the computer so I missed her...oh well.

John
 
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:D She happens to be my ex-girlfriend too which is even funnier
 
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You accidently left his AIM name in one part of the dialogue...now if anyone wants to IM him to try to turn him to the dark side they can...
 
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oopapercutoo said:
You accidently left his AIM name in one part of the dialogue...now if anyone wants to IM him to try to turn him to the dark side they can...
OMG NOOOOO the poor kid, na seriously since you are an UBER Mod can you edit that out for me? PLEASE?
 
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oopapercutoo said:
You accidently left his AIM name in one part of the dialogue...now if anyone wants to IM him to try to turn him to the dark side they can...
hehe he won't admit it, but he probably di on purpose
 

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