Fraud New Chevy Commercial

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I say the new chevy truck commercial. The last line on it they said

"Everythings Bigger in Colorado" Thats bullshit


WTF is that about, cmon

It is

"Everythings Bigger in Texas"


WTF would they say that.
 
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Originally posted by Supra
I say the new chevy truck commercial. The last line on it they said

"Everythings Bigger in Colorado" Thats bullshit


WTF is that about, cmon

It is

"Everythings Bigger in Texas"


WTF would they say that.

Nah, everythings bigger in my pants:D
 
Im serious how could they do that. I am from Texas, I think this is Bullshit, WTF!
 
Aw, come on, you know that chevy's truck marketing is geared towards little dick punks!

No offense to you that actually need a truck :)
 
Originally posted by Spektrum
Aw, come on, you know that chevy's truck marketing is geared towards little dick punks!

No offense to you that actually need a truck :)


God Damn specktrum, thats a little harsh my man!!!! As a matter of fact I drive a 2001 S-10 that has a 4inch drop tinted windows, Infinity subs, a 4.3 Vortec with some upgrades on it, and the girls love a dropped mini truck, I got it going 0 to 60 in a little over 6 seconds right now, I can make it faster with not too much money....And last time I checked what was in my pants well hell I got some new pics I'll put up today and you can look to see it I'm a little dick punk.....LOL......Bad Bowtie!!!!
 
Originally posted by crazyed27
God Damn specktrum, thats a little harsh my man!!!! As a matter of fact I drive a 2001 S-10 that has a 4inch drop tinted windows, Infinity subs, a 4.3 Vortec with some upgrades on it, and the girls love a dropped mini truck, I got it going 0 to 60 in a little over 6 seconds right now, I can make it faster with not too much money....And last time I checked what was in my pants well hell I got some new pics I'll put up today and you can look to see it I'm a little dick punk.....LOL......Bad Bowtie!!!!

I was just kidding when I said that. I've got a friend with a new colorado that packing a green bean, lol.
 
Hell I was just poking fun at your post Specktrm, it makes it more fun to be here! Yeah that new colorado is damn shrarp, but its about 40grand too!!!!
 
I've decided to stop buying domestic cars because they are made to break. Foreign cars are made better, more effiecient and last a lot longer with fewer repairs.

I heard about that saying, "the bigger your car is, the smaller your penis is." That's why I want a little import.
 
The point is why are they saying "everythings bigger in Colorado" What the fuck, thats now how it goes its "Everythings Bigger in Texas"
 
They're using the saying "Everything's bigger in Colorado" because everyone has heard the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas." It's good marketing for them because by slightly altering a phrase that's been around for god knows how many years and turning it into something that works in their favor their going to have their product permanently embedded in the minds of the consumer. So when someone decides they want to purchase a new truck, one of the first things they'll think back to is "Everything's bigger in Colorado."
 
Well, I'm from Colorado and things are definitely getting bigger in my pants!
 
They say that in their commercial because all the dumbfounded dipshits who see their dogshit commercial will listen.

I wonder what "focus group" of retards said that commercial would make them want to buy their truck?
 
I'd say the "Nascar Dad" was the biggest demographic. Same demographic that helped put GWB in office. Thats why they announced Saddam Hussein's capture before the football game on a Sunday interrupting the pre-game show. And also why Bush came on the JumboTron Tv thing and said "are ya ready for some football".
 
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