Fantasy Invention - maybe in 2005

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AN invention or device made SECRETLY just to the Penis Enlargement world, because we don't want just everybody to have big dicks like us, we have to remain an "Elite" - i don't mind sharing knowledge, but the day that NPenis Enlargement is advertised on the ABC's World News Tonight, is the day hell freezes over, and Jesus Christ returns to battle the Antichrist in Armageddon.

What am I talking about.

Anyway, the machine pretty much tugs, jelqs, squeezes on your dick SAFELY, the key would have to be safety, cuz some dicks are more sensitive than others, so their could be... "difficulty settings" I guess you could say.

It might seem like the pussy way out to NPenis Enlargement, but Mankind has always invented things to make manual labor just that much easier and effortless.

It would take alot of creativity, financial security, and hard work to make such a machine... but I'm wondering if anyone else has had the same idea ??

It would be great to turn on the machine while watching TV or something else lazy like that, and wake up the next morning with a 1/8" increase in both length and girth departments.

Just throwing the idea out there.
 

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Ok I will have to buy one, I have everything else. :D:bottumsup
 
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I have had the same kind of thoughts and ideas of having a machine that could do the work for you, with all the different settings for tugging, constricting whatever. But I don't think people are gonna want to put the manlihood in the hands of some machine that could probably rip it right off, it just seems too risky to comprehend. On the other hand it would make things a hell of a lot easier.
 

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Using mechanical means of Penis Enlargement may seem superior to your own hands, but I think people underestimate themselves and the power they possess just by themselves.
 
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yea, hands are the best way, but thats what people probably said when the typewriter came out. maybe we won't make one machine that does everything, maybe just a simple invention to make everything easier.

off topic, but do any of you feel like you're really part of something, whe're all part of the beginning of Penis Enlargement, this board (and a couple other boards) are the first to really begin Penis Enlargement, talk abut it, improve it, we're talking about changing history! But, I don't know if it's greed, but I don't really want to make this stuff more widespread, like I don't want to teach my friends and tell everone I do it, and stuff, it's better how it is now
 

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Let's see, we could start with a windshield wiper motor... A retractable pressure guide you can change by the turn of a screw, some rollers to do the actual contact with the penis, a variable speed control (like the delay of actual wipers?). All of this can be done for less than $100.00 in parts too :) That's retail and the prototype is not yet complete but it's on the way.

Think guys!!!!!
 
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Mirlin - that's exactly what i had visualized in my mind

The rollers you put your penis in, then they clamp down with bearable pressure and pull your dick and jelq it, unclamp, come back, and repeat the process

I was just thinkin kind of an automatic jelqer

I mean I'm not lazy or anything, but my wrists and fingers (the OK sign fingers) get tired after a while... like I said just an idea, I'm not mechanically minded, so I would have no idea how to construct such a device...
 

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Hey, you know, I'm a very busy guy. If you could make something portable, I'd really be all for it. That way I could do two things at once. Granted, my neighbor will wonder why I always wear an oversize bath robe to mow the lawn, but who cares if I get the bigger crank out of the deal. :blahblah:
 

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