Ever Hear Of Giving Someone A "Roman Helmet"?

Godsize

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I heard it mentioned on Howard Stern the other morning.

It's supposed to be like the opposite of "teabagging" (lowering your balls into a girl's mouth or onto her face).

A "Roman Helmet" is just the reverse.... you squat down over a chick's face and place your nutsack over her eyes, then lay your floppy flaccid along the top of her nose, perpendicular to her lips, like one of those Ancient Roman soldier helmets.

Can you picture it? It helps to have a long flaccid for this, but as long as your flaccid cock is as long as the bridge of a girl's nose, you're all set!

If anyone finds a pic of this, post it! That would be some funny shit... I might even draw it up just for kicks!
 

oopapercutoo

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LMFAO...I've got to try this out...LOL. Sounds like a blast!
 

ctmwm

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The radio was down in the background so I couldnt get the whole gist of it! Thats cool!! I'd love to see it too!
 

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If you guys are patient, I'll draw it up and post it! I enjoy drawing anything having to do with sex or depravity. Lemme go sharpen my pencil...

A photo would be way better of course, if anyone can beat me to it.
 
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I've been looking for a photo on the internet for the past half hour and cant find anything. Maybe I'll whip out the digital camera and do it to my girlfriend LOL
 

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Well, here it is. The Roman Helmet. More proof that I have too much free time. I hope you enjoy my sloppy-ass diagram.
 

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Gardenier90

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That's a pretty good drawing Godsize!
 

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Originally posted by Godsize
Well, here it is. The Roman Helmet. More proof that I have too much free time. I hope you enjoy my sloppy-ass diagram.
ROFLMAO you drew it!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's awesome!!

Great drawing by the way.

-ItsElectric
 

Godsize

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Yeah, I like drawing perverted shit. I tried to get a job for Screw magazine a while back... almost got my art on the cover.. but nothing ever came of it.

I think that things of a perverted nature are best explained with crude drawings. Thanks for liking it.
 
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That drawing is awesome! Funny as hell to, maybe you should send that one into screw magazine!
 

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You are a frigging trip that was great!!!
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Since you listen to the king of all media ,

Do you also have a WOW bumper sticker? Just curious,
 
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LOL thats a first for me too. I guess your partner gets extra kinky points if they let you shit on their head too?:blahblah:
 

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i gave my girl the roman helmet the other day LOL........we both laughed our asses off LMAO
 

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Originally posted by samzman
i gave my girl the roman helmet the other day LOL........we both laughed our asses off LMAO
its not a roman helmet when your dick goes all the way down to her neck
 

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