Ever Get Busted

WaxN

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Someone started a post at 🙈's about being busted doing Penis Enlargement by his sister, LOL!
Anyone here every get busted hanging , jelqing or pumping ? I was never busted doing Penis Enlargement (yet! :O), but I was busted doing the 5-knuckle shuffle as a horny young lad....

"When I was about 14, I had my 17-year-old female cousin walk into my room just as I was launching an ivory arc into the air. She watched it collapse into a pool on my stomach.
I looked up horrified as I saw her staring in utter disgust, but my pulsing knob was on auto-pilot, and I just kept firing shot after shot.
I distinctly remember that it occurred late in the school year (late May approximately), but we still had not spoken to each other even at Christmas time. We probably avoided looking at each other for nearly a year after, I bet.
Even now, 24 years later, I'm still mildly embarrassed by that fiasco. I'll say one thing, however, I'll bet she was shocked at the sheer volume of my surging ejaculate."
 

TimBo755

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I was never busted doing Penis Enlargement (yet! :O), but I was busted doing the 5-knuckle shuffle as a horny young lad....

same with me, though i was caught doing it by my mom... :blush: ? :( i don't think you can get any worse than that...cept for maybe your grandmother.
 

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People keep asking me what I'm microwaving that bowl of water for. I tell 'em my ankle hurts.
 

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Years ago when I were a lad my mum walked into the room as i was just about to get onto my girlfriend, I got the impression that she was not to amused, bless her. I was banned from seeing the girlfriend for a week, although i did and we did where ever we could. He He Ah those where the days.
 

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I was up in the upstairs bathroom late at night with hot water running, doing hot wraps between wet jelqs -- so I had a boner going when the wife walked in. Needless to say she was unrelenting in pressing me on just what the hell I was doing.

I've been in stealth Penis Enlargement mode ever since. That was almost a year ago, and I'd only been into Penis Enlargement for a couple weeks.
 

DLD

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Originally posted by bobbdobbs
I was up in the upstairs bathroom late at night with hot water running, doing hot wraps between wet jelqs -- so I had a boner going when the wife walked in. Needless to say she was unrelenting in pressing me on just what the hell I was doing.

I've been in stealth Penis Enlargement mode ever since. That was almost a year ago, and I'd only been into Penis Enlargement for a couple weeks.
Penis Enlargement turns JEN on more than anything in the world. She tries to peak on my sessions all the time. I still occasionally invite her in for a close-up preview:)

I try to relate myself to a woman's point of view here and I think if JEN was in the bathroom doing clit enlargement exercises I would get very horny.
 

launchlover

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Believe it or not - I do a lot of my Penis Enlargement in the showers at the gym. We don't have curtains or doors on the stalls - so it's kind of fun being so daring. Usually - the shower room is empty when I start. It's nice taking advantage of the warm water . Sometimes I'll do stretches under the water . Sometimes, I'll take my baby oil and do jelqs . I can position myself so that I can see the reflection of someone coming in before they actually get there. A couple of times - I have been in the middle of a jelq session when someone came in - and I just turned around before they could see me. It's funny - but my penis immediately got harder knowing that there was someone not too far from me while I was finishing off my jelq session.
 

REDZULU2003

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I have been caught with my pants down many times.....my sister caught me wanking my head off oneday.
She looked surprised....I wonder why ;)
 

mazdab8r

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I haven't been caught...YET! But the door in my room has a tendency to open itself, even when locked!... Only a matter of time till I get busted. I'm predicting it's going to be a very embarrasing day trying to explain to someone in my family what the hell I was doing.
 

Shafty

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I got caught sucking my own dick when I was like 12 by my friends sisters friend.
DLD, how did you manage to do that?? Just out of curiosity... you must have been one flexible lad!

I've never been caught, although I've had several close calls! :p
Once I had just finished my workout and the lil guy was really swollen and hanging nicely, and then my sister walks in (I was in the bathroom). It's not like she hasn't seen me naked before, but obviously she noticed that my dick had undergone some changes. I could tell by the weird look in her eyes... it was a combination of surprise, confusion and perhaps a little arousal! LMAO
Well, I've been more careful ever since.
 

DLD

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Originally posted by Shafty
DLD, how did you manage to do that?? Just out of curiosity... you must have been one flexible lad!

LOL When I hit puberty I had a long penis for my age, probabbly just as long as it was pre-pe at around 6.5". I was also extremely skinny, I weighed about 105lbs up until I was 20. (oh the days of youth!) I was also very athletic as I was involved in karate, swimming, track and tennis. (WHAT THE FUCK HAPPenis EnlargementNED TO MELOL) anyway, I was extremely flexible and thin which made it easy to do this. You wanna know what is sad? Listen to the first three sentenses again in the present day....

When I hit 36 I had a long penis for my age, around 12". I was also extremely fat, I weighed about 225lbs. (oh the days of middle age!) I was also very lazy as I was involved in eating, jelqing , naps and butter. LOL
 

lonerj

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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
LOL When I hit puberty I had a long penis for my age, probabbly just as long as it was pre-pe at around 6.5". I was also extremely skinny, I weighed about 105lbs up until I was 20. (oh the days of youth!) I was also very athletic as I was involved in karate, swimming, track and tennis. (WHAT THE FUCK HAPPenis EnlargementNED TO MELOL) anyway, I was extremely flexible and thin which made it easy to do this. You wanna know what is sad? Listen to the first three sentenses again in the present day....

When I hit 36 I had a long penis for my age, around 12". I was also extremely fat, I weighed about 225lbs. (oh the days of middle age!) I was also very lazy as I was involved in eating, jelqing , naps and butter. LOL
LOL DLD!!

You freakin' crack me up. It's awesome that you can be humorous about yourself.
 
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