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Esquire( Carmen Electra on cover) had a little tidbit about Jelquing being an urban myth, and penis enhancement is not real. Yes, the secret is still safe.
 
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We are the select few, we are a secret society w/ big penises.
 
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xtremegamer said:
We are the select few, we are a secret society w/ big penises.
LMAO that's right man!!! Carmen needs to have a nice long chat with DLD....haha
 
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yessss. The only Penis Enlargement the general public know about is that stupid Enzyte stuff. But it is sad that that is their only alternative. But yet we know the truth behind what works and what doesnt
 
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I don't think Carmen electra said it, she was merely on the cover!
 
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Who the fuck reads Esquire anyways? Over priced,over rated and overly stuckup!! And we obviously now know they are
FULL OF SHIT!!!!
 
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More people Penis Enlargement then you think, they just don't post much or at all.
 
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Ulcasterdropout said:
More people Penis Enlargement then you think, they just don't post much or at all.
I'd be interested to know how many of MoS's 13,730 members are actually regular visitors here, and how many visitors come here but never register.

Anyone ever been though the members list? There are sooo many people with 0 posts! It's mad!

It would be cool if more people jumped in the conversations.
 
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Excellent.....! Still they do not grasp the awesome breadth of my devious plot. This is all part of my evil plan to take over the world with an army of soldiers with giant penises! Soon now, you, my humongously hung hencHydromaxen, will march on the capitols of the world, your banners waving long and thick and veiny. Normal men will flee from you in terror. Women will faint and throw themselves at your feet. And I...evil genius that I am, will rule ALLLLL! We must keep the secret yet a little longer, my incredibly endowed minions. We must bide our time a moment longer, stretching in secret, jelqing in the shadows, waiting for our moment! When they discover the truth, it will be too late. Far, far too Late! Bwahhahahahahah! Bwahahhahhaha! Bwahahahah!
 
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Yah I guess I just need to get my vision checked because my ruler says I have gained 50% more length than when I started Penis Enlargement'ing since Penis Enlargement is obviously fake.

Oh yeah, I guess the fact I don't slip out much anymore unless I pull out too far on the long and hard pounding strokes means my unit must be the same size as when slipping out was a major problem for me unless I worked my ass off to keep it in there (and needless to say, while I could get my lady off this way it was not enjoyable as I was concentrating most of the time on just keeping it in and not slipping out).

Oh yeah, the fact I have to adjust my penis now after I take a leak means my flaccid hang must not be any longer either. Oh and when I look in the mirror I guess my balls must of shrunk since my penis now hangs lower than my balls in the flaccid state.

Oh well, I guess it makes some sense for Esquire and other magazines to say Penis Enlargement is fake because they make money on their subscriptions by giving men bullshit "Cosmolike" advice on how to improve your confidence and your seductiveness around women, when having a larger than average unit will go miles in helping you out in being confident with the ladies that no stupid magazine article could ever hope to measure up to (-:
 
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Id say that among 13 000 members a lot probably dont gain, due to inconsistency, it takes a lot of hardwork and dedication to pull through in this game.
BTW what is Esquire, Electra?
 
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Excellent.....! Still they do not grasp the awesome breadth of my devious plot. This is all part of my evil plan to take over the world with an army of soldiers with giant penises! Soon now, you, my humongously hung hencHydromaxen, will march on the capitols of the world, your banners waving long and thick and veiny. Normal men will flee from you in terror. Women will faint and throw themselves at your feet. And I...evil genius that I am, will rule ALLLLL! We must keep the secret yet a little longer, my incredibly endowed minions. We must bide our time a moment longer, stretching in secret, jelqing in the shadows, waiting for our moment! When they discover the truth, it will be too late. Far, far too Late! Bwahhahahahahah! Bwahahhahhaha! Bwahahahah!
Thats some funny shit
 

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Jelqing might as well be a myth for me. I never got great results from it.

Besides, a Penis Enlargement article that says it doesn't work is much more powerful than an article saying it does. People will be intrigued. People will try it. And those are the dumb fucks that'll probably gain from it. Assholes.
 
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hi, this is my first post here, have been lurking for about a month or so, and have read most threads on here now, and i have to say great reading. i havent dont much, only abit of stretching and have been using a cable clamp for girth work, but im lazy so not done much, havent gained ne thing. but my unit does definitely feel and look heathier, i will get round to starting Penis Enlargement properly soon thou :p, i just thought id post after dopefish said "It would be cool if more people jumped in the conversations." so i did

on and before u ask my measurements are 7"nbp and 5.5" EG
 
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