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TEST YOUR Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q!

DIRECTIONS: ANSWER TRUE OR FALSE TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.


1. THE AVERAGE SIZE OF A MAN'S Penis EnlargementNIS LENGTH ERECT IS ABOVE 6 INCHES.

2. THE Penis EnlargementNIS IS A MUSCLE.

3. FREQUENT MASTURBATION OR Penis EnlargementNIS EXERCISES WILL MAKE MY Penis EnlargementNIS GROW.

4. THE AVERAGE MAN'S Penis EnlargementNIS SHRINKS BY AGE 40.

5. THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD PREFER TO BE 5 FOOT 8 INCHES TALL AND HAVE A 10 INCH Penis EnlargementNIS COMPARED TO BEING 6'0 FEET TALL AND HAVING A SIX INCH Penis EnlargementNIS.

6. RACE IS NOT A FACTOR IN Penis EnlargementNIS SIZE.

7. DURING SEX, MOST WOMEN WOULD NOT PREFER A MAN WITH A LARGER SIZE Penis EnlargementNIS.

8. THE Penis EnlargementNIS CAN GET HARDER AND LARGER THROUGH VACUUM PUMP PRESSURE.

ANSWERS

1. TRUE. THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF A MAN'S ERECT Penis EnlargementNIS IS 6.4 INCHES AND 5.5 INCHES IN CIRCUMFERENCE.

2. TRUE. TWO-THIRDS OF THE Penis EnlargementNIS IS MUSCLE LIKE IN STRUCTURE. THIS TISSUE IS KNOWN AS CORPUS CAVERNOSUM.

3. FALSE. MASTURBATION OR ANY OTHER NATURAL EXERCISE CANNOT MAKE YOUR Penis EnlargementNIS LARGER. IF THIS WAS THE CASE, THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD HAVE A 20 INCH Penis EnlargementNIS.

4. TRUE. AFTER AGE 40 MOST MEN EXPenis EnlargementRIENCE A 10% SHRINKAGE. AT AGE 60, MOST MEN ARE 20% SMALLER THAN WHEN THEY WERE 25 YEARS OLD.

5. TRUE. SURVEYS HAVE SHOWN THAT THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD RATHER HAVE A 10 INCH Penis EnlargementNIS AND BE ONLY 5 FEET 6 INCHES TALL.

6. FALSE. RACE IS A FACTOR. THE STANDARD DEVIATION OF AN AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN'S Penis EnlargementNIS IS 1.25 INCHES LARGER THAN A CAUCASIAN MAN. ASIAN MEN TEND TO BE SMALLER.

7. FALSE. MOST SEXUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL SURVEYS GIVEN TO WOMEN SHOW THAT A WOMAN DOES FANTASIZE MORE FREQUENTLY HAVING SEX WITH A MAN WHO IS WELL ENDOWED.

8. TRUE. SINCE THE VACUUM PUMP CREATES A PRESSURE WHICH IS LARGER THAN YOUR NATURAL OR WEAK ERECTION. MOST MEN GAIN FROM 1 TO 3 INCHES IN LENGTH AND 25% IN THICKNESS.

IF YOU ANSWERED:

EIGHT CORRECT - GENIUS Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q

SIX TO SEVEN CORRECT - ABOVE AVERAGE Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q

FOUR TO FIVE CORRECT - AVERAGE INFORMED Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q

TWO TO THREE CORRECT - UNINFORMED, LOW Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q

ZERO TO ONE CORRECT - NAIVE, GET A MATE.
 
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Originally posted by WaxN


3. FREQUENT MASTURBATION OR Penis EnlargementNIS EXERCISES WILL MAKE MY Penis EnlargementNIS GROW.

3. FALSE. MASTURBATION OR ANY OTHER NATURAL EXERCISE CANNOT MAKE YOUR Penis EnlargementNIS LARGER. IF THIS WAS THE CASE, THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD HAVE A 20 INCH Penis EnlargementNIS.



Obviously exercises don't work, I sure haven't ever seen any 20 inch penises!
 
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And the penis is a muscle????
 

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Is this the same Dr. Kaplan that has been selling the vacuum pumps forever? Funny how one question denounces Penis Enlargement, but he makes sure to include the pump question.
 

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This questionaire thing seems to be abit BS and just advertises his pumps he sells.
 
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Originally posted by WaxN
TEST YOUR Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q!

DIRECTIONS: ANSWER TRUE OR FALSE TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.


1. THE AVERAGE SIZE OF A MAN'S Penis EnlargementNIS LENGTH ERECT IS ABOVE 6 INCHES.

False

2. THE Penis EnlargementNIS IS A MUSCLE.

False

3. FREQUENT MASTURBATION OR Penis EnlargementNIS EXERCISES WILL MAKE MY Penis EnlargementNIS GROW.

False on masturbation True on Exercises...DEFINE "exercises"

4. THE AVERAGE MAN'S Penis EnlargementNIS SHRINKS BY AGE 40.

True, poor diets and lowered blood circulation due to mostly plaque build up in the viens/arteries

5. THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD PREFER TO BE 5 FOOT 8 INCHES TALL AND HAVE A 10 INCH Penis EnlargementNIS COMPARED TO BEING 6'0 FEET TALL AND HAVING A SIX INCH Penis EnlargementNIS.

True

6. RACE IS NOT A FACTOR IN Penis EnlargementNIS SIZE.

True although it's also true race may affect WHERE a boy is raised...so if he is born into a Ethiopian tribe that practices penis enlargement .......

7. DURING SEX, MOST WOMEN WOULD NOT PREFER A MAN WITH A LARGER SIZE Penis EnlargementNIS.

False, even lesbians like big dildos

8. THE Penis EnlargementNIS CAN GET HARDER AND LARGER THROUGH VACUUM PUMP PRESSURE.

True, but most of the time results are not permanent or take much much longer to acheive with a vacuum.
ANSWERS

1. TRUE. THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF A MAN'S ERECT Penis EnlargementNIS IS 6.4 INCHES AND 5.5 INCHES IN CIRCUMFERENCE.

2. TRUE. TWO-THIRDS OF THE Penis EnlargementNIS IS MUSCLE LIKE IN STRUCTURE. THIS TISSUE IS KNOWN AS CORPUS CAVERNOSUM.

3. FALSE. MASTURBATION OR ANY OTHER NATURAL EXERCISE CANNOT MAKE YOUR Penis EnlargementNIS LARGER. IF THIS WAS THE CASE, THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD HAVE A 20 INCH Penis EnlargementNIS.

4. TRUE. AFTER AGE 40 MOST MEN EXPenis EnlargementRIENCE A 10% SHRINKAGE. AT AGE 60, MOST MEN ARE 20% SMALLER THAN WHEN THEY WERE 25 YEARS OLD.

5. TRUE. SURVEYS HAVE SHOWN THAT THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD RATHER HAVE A 10 INCH Penis EnlargementNIS AND BE ONLY 5 FEET 6 INCHES TALL.

6. FALSE. RACE IS A FACTOR. THE STANDARD DEVIATION OF AN AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN'S Penis EnlargementNIS IS 1.25 INCHES LARGER THAN A CAUCASIAN MAN. ASIAN MEN TEND TO BE SMALLER.

7. FALSE. MOST SEXUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL SURVEYS GIVEN TO WOMEN SHOW THAT A WOMAN DOES FANTASIZE MORE FREQUENTLY HAVING SEX WITH A MAN WHO IS WELL ENDOWED.

8. TRUE. SINCE THE VACUUM PUMP CREATES A PRESSURE WHICH IS LARGER THAN YOUR NATURAL OR WEAK ERECTION. MOST MEN GAIN FROM 1 TO 3 INCHES IN LENGTH AND 25% IN THICKNESS.

IF YOU ANSWERED:

EIGHT CORRECT - GENIUS Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q

SIX TO SEVEN CORRECT - ABOVE AVERAGE Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q

FOUR TO FIVE CORRECT - AVERAGE INFORMED Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q

TWO TO THREE CORRECT - UNINFORMED, LOW Penis EnlargementNIS I.Q

ZERO TO ONE CORRECT - NAIVE, GET A MATE.
Not only do I have a "Genius Penis I.Q." (:D) but, I seem to know more facts than his Secretary or whoever typed this up. Yes, it is very biased toward selling penis pumps . Think about it, why on earth would you say that natural exercises work as well if youre selling a pump or other product? That's like owning a Pizza Joint and having a sign out front saying "Pizza is good most of the time but Cheese Burgers fill the void" It's business gents.
 
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All I can say on that matter is that I have never heard of anyone that has made huge gains from pumping , at least pumping exclusively. I have read about many guys that have increased their size 50%+, some approaching nearly 100% gains. No one has ever posted such accomplishments from Dr. Kaplan's pumps, outside of his cheesy advertisements.
 
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I've seen guys post gains, but they almost always take longer to get those gains through pumping alone. Pumping seems like more of a science ...you need to buy a cylinder that fits you properly without causing too much fluid build up....have to be careful with pressure...I dunno it just seems like more of a hassle with fewer real benefits as far as real and time efficient gains are concerned...in my opinion.
 

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Originally posted by stillwantmore
I've seen guys post gains, but they almost always take longer to get those gains through pumping alone. Pumping seems like more of a science ...you need to buy a cylinder that fits you properly without causing too much fluid build up....have to be careful with pressure...I dunno it just seems like more of a hassle with fewer real benefits as far as real and time efficient gains are concerned...in my opinion.
But it is so damn fun! :p
 
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waxn: i hate to say this and i'm not trying to start a flame war, but I believe you are a little guillable. This guy is trying to make money by selling pumps. So of course he is going to try and make the average man feel inadequate. That is why he says the average man is larger than he actually is. There is a truth out there, read through the forum and find it. If there is one piece of advice I can give... do not believe the people who make crazy money doing Penis Enlargement surgeries or sell overpriced Penis Enlargement products. They will denounce NPenis Enlargement everytime they can because they know it works and if everyone knew that, no one would get surgeries or buy pumps.
 

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I'm not going to cheat.. Does someone want to grade my test?

1. THE AVERAGE SIZE OF A MAN'S Penis EnlargementNIS LENGTH ERECT IS ABOVE 6 INCHES.

False

2. THE Penis EnlargementNIS IS A MUSCLE.

False

3. FREQUENT MASTURBATION OR Penis EnlargementNIS EXERCISES WILL MAKE MY Penis EnlargementNIS GROW.

True

4. THE AVERAGE MAN'S Penis EnlargementNIS SHRINKS BY AGE 40.

True

5. THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD PREFER TO BE 5 FOOT 8 INCHES TALL AND HAVE A 10 INCH Penis EnlargementNIS COMPARED TO BEING 6'0 FEET TALL AND HAVING A SIX INCH Penis EnlargementNIS.

True

6. RACE IS NOT A FACTOR IN Penis EnlargementNIS SIZE.

True

7. DURING SEX, MOST WOMEN WOULD NOT PREFER A MAN WITH A LARGER SIZE Penis EnlargementNIS.

True

8. THE Penis EnlargementNIS CAN GET HARDER AND LARGER THROUGH VACUUM PUMP PRESSURE.

True
 
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Originally posted by penguinsfan
There is some freaky shit on that page. The smallest penises can be less than 1 cm erect? :eek: Damn, I never thought I'd feel so grateful for what I've got.
I worry more about the big clit section.
Would you be considered gay if you suck your girls 5"+ clit?:p

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Here's a link another study on penis size...

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html

rain...
Hydromaxm... I gather that most of this info is suppose to come from "medical" sources. I find this interesting.... it's easy for "medical" community to accept this as fact, but not accept Penis Enlargement? Quoting from above link:

"Women of several African tribes artificially enlarge their labia to remarkable lengths. Beginning as young lasses, females of the Venda and Benin tribes (located in southern and western Africa, respectively) tug constantly on their labia to elongate them. Sometimes the girls will band together and assist one another. Sort of like a kinky version of a knitting circle, I guess. The labia can hang as much as 7 inches in length, much to the delight of the menfolk, who find women with lengthened lips very desirable. In case you're wondering how the manage with such ponderous equipment, they often push the long labia into the vaginal orifice to protect them during normal household chores."

But I guess the labia must be a lot different than the penis, as we all know that it's impossible to enlarge a penis by "tugging on it" heheh
 

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He is thick indeed but things are magnified with the angle of the shot.
 

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