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hi, my names rob, new to the DLD forum, but not to Penis Enlargement.

First got into Penis Enlargement about 3 years ago, was serious for about 3 months, and ghained an inch in length , half an inch in girth. my stats now are 8 .5 inch long, and 6 inch in girth. The reason i stopped before was because it was hurting my then girlfriend during sex, but we broke up a while ago, and ive now decided i would like to go for the 10 inch member
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what exercises would you guys reccomend to get started again? My old routine consisted of mostly jelqing (varying levels) for around 20/30 minds, and kegals, so ive started back with them, but any new exercises would be great.

many thanks guys, ill try get some photos (for "before" shots) in the gallery by the weekend
 
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"Try" to use a ruler in those pics too. I'm trying to start a 'new' trend where guys have to prove their size. ;)
 

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Originally posted by stillwantmore
"Try" to use a ruler in those pics too. I'm trying to start a 'new' trend where guys have to prove their size. ;)
is there any other way??
i always used to use a ruler, to many people who liked to "exaggerate" on the site i used to use:D
 
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Originally posted by bikerrob
is there any other way??
i always used to use a ruler, to many people who liked to "exaggerate" on the site i used to use:D
:D, sure you could do like the regular guys do and just post a pic...claim a size you like...and leave the other guys to doubt or believe that the 6" youre saying is "8".....is "at least 8"". :D. I'm not saying I dont believe you personally. I'm just commenting about what most guys who post pics do. Then again, the ones who post pics....assuming the pics are theirs....are ahead of the other guys who just make size claims....and, gain claims and, never post any pics. I dont think there should be any other way...ah but, that would be a perfect world then right?
 

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pic(of sorts, till i get my decent digicam back) in the pic forum:D

so, where do i start?
 
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So it's detachable right? lol.

~Q
 
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Originally posted by Questor
So it's detachable right? lol.

~Q

Sorry guys, I couldnt resist!


Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis

Lyrics :

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
 
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Lol! I have heard that song before. A long time ago I believe but it's a keeper! :)

~Q
 

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