DLD very IMPORTANT question for you

vx6000

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YOu say you are 9" flaccid......so how in the hell do you take a shit without your snake getting a drink from the pool???? Do you put it in a special holster or other restraints?? I am very curious of the answer..?:(
 

GellyBird

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I bet he has to lean back and still like support it so it doesn't roll him forward. Hell he might have to be strapped in so the weight of his cock doesn't suck him down when he flushes.
 
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stillwantmore

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He told me that he takes a leak first and then puts his unit under his leg between his leg and the toilet seat. Sigh, I'm sure I wont mind having some of this man's "penis problems".
 

oopapercutoo

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If only we were all so "unfortunate."
 

Shafty

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...very IMPORTANT question...
LMAO LMAO

Oh, the young mind is ever so curious... :p

We actually used to have a toilet which made MY snake take a sip every time I took a shit (poetic! LOL), even though I'm only 4.6-4.8 when flaccid. I wonder how DLD would've performed on that crapper... he probably would have had to take a shit standing on the toilet rim, trying to aim for the bullseye... :bottumsup
 

Shafty

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Oh yeah, I also used to drink from the toilet when I was a little kid. I just took a big coffee mug, filled it up with toilet water and bottoms up!! Not that it has anything to do with the subject at hand, though I'd mention it anyways... :blahblah:
 

vx6000

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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
At my parents house I have to tuck too.
Do your parents know anything about what you're packing or about your enlargement?
 
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