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Assuming you use a hot wet washcloth to warm up, will using hot water that has been microwaved result in dick cancer?
 
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No. Although water absorbs microwave radiation, it does not emit it. The absorbed energy is radiated in the form of infrared heat.
 
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The same way you don't get cancer from eating TV dinners.

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Originally posted by Python
No. Although water absorbs microwave radiation, it does not emit it. The absorbed energy is radiated in the form of infrared heat.
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Will hitting my dick with gamma rays make it grow superhumanly big when I get angry?
 
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I hope permantly enlarged dick cells aren't mutated. No joke. Anyone reading biology here?
 
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:D, youre kidding right? That would be like saying ..."gee, I hope my earlobes that have been stretched with these huge corks through them are not mutated on a cellular level..." The tissue has just been stretched. Nothing has been "mutated">:D
 

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Originally posted by Metal Ed
Will hitting my dick with gamma rays make it grow superhumanly big when I get angry?
You'd have to change your name to "Metal Bruce Banner" - just hope that you're "enraged cock" doesn't turn green as well.
 
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Metal Ed said:
Will hitting my dick with gamma rays make it grow superhumanly big when I get angry?
A possible result when you get angry, :D. Your dick may get massive, turn green, rip out of your pants screaming and roaring, and then trash everything in the room, who knows.
 

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