Designer jeans cause a bigger buldge?

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I just got these DKNY low rise jeans on sale and they gave me a super-buldge! I rarely ever get a bludge with regular levis, probably because of my damn skinny ass never filling them out. I'm fairly large flaccid too(around 5.5x4.5).

Anyway, has anyone else noticed a difference between levi/wranglers and low-rise type jeans? I just cant get over how big my dick looks in them. I might be a little embarrased to wear them out in public.
 

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I get the same effect with Old Navy Boot-Cut Jeans... especially when sitting down.

Yeah, it is a bit embarrassing, but hey, I ain't the one lookin'!

I've had more than one girl ask me, "What kind of jeans are those?" I can't help but think they're asking because of the obvious "package" showing through. Maybe they ask because I tear the tags and labels off all my jeans. I hate wearing some corporate fucking logo on my body. Fuck them!
 

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Yeah, I get a monster bulge with Diesel or Energie stuff. Of course they're unisex jeans, but it's like wham-bam-o!

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Hell ya diesels give me a huge bulge!!
 

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Anyone know any brand of jeans which, in general increase bulge? It seems everyone has a different brand.
 
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I think low rise jeans in general do, just because the hug a little higher and are a little tighter around the hips. Seems like so far, old navy, diesel, energie, and dkny jeans are a definite!
 
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I know my new express jeans i got give me a nice buldge... all their shit is on sale for like $20 a pair..
 

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Any jeans that FIT, or are form fitting... the trendier the better... will give you a nice bulge.

This is of course not a factor if you wear baggy hip hop bullshit jeans.

A company called Lip Service sells cool jeans for men. They flair out and are kinda hip hugger styled. The front zipper is kinda offset from the center, thus creating a kind of "cock pocket" for your equipment. They only look real good if you're crack-thin though. I bought a pair once and the waist was a perfect fit, but the thighs were tight as fuck. I guess they aren't made with people who work out in mind.

I've always had that problem with jeans. If the waist fits, then the legs are tight and binding.
 
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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Just shove a big kielbasa in any jeans and it will give the ultimate bulge:D
I used to contemplate this back when my flaccid size was 4x4, lol

Kind of reminds me of Anger Management with the nuclear radiation cock guy.
 

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Originally posted by Godsize
This is of course not a factor if you wear baggy hip hop bullshit jeans.

Well, when the only other option is asscrack jeans. I dont know which is worse.

I dont usualy wear jeans, mostly khaki-dockers type pante. So I was surprised when I bought a pair of Levi Dockers Jeans at my normal size that they were baggy as hell. I am a big guy and over 6',but you could probably fit a basketball in the ass and the legs bunch up a lot ot the bottom.

I cant really get into anything "low rise." When I see peoples pubic bones overtop their clothes, I want to vommit. Especially when its guys.

I think i know why you guys are getting huge bulges. I dont know any guys who wear low rise jeans,but I remember a newspaper article about them with a picture and i remember the entire area from waist to crotch looked about 4" and it looked there was no way I could fit in them.

Also, do you guys "bulge up" at the crotch or down the leg?
 
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Levi's 560's do it well for me. I'd be afraid to wear anything "low rise". I have pic thread on this in the pic proof forum. My "bulge" rides down my leg as I freeball. It would be obscene for me to wear it up along the front. Ive come to prefer wearing Old Navy Wide Leg jeans because of my big thighs and "squat ass"....less noticeable bulge and still very comfortable.
 

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