Dating or Getting into a relationship with a EXOTIC DANCER?

Tornadocock said:
Honestly DLD you you should be able to substitute 9" for 6" and let's forget the 600 hp car?.

Ya I really hope so really wasn't into blondes before? I wonder what happened ?.
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Ummm people already think I have a very small penis because of the car and drive LOL if they only knew it was lurking beneath the surface of those trousers ?

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DLD said:
Ummm people already think I have a very small penis because of the car and drive LOL if they only knew it was lurking beneath the surface of those trousers ?
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I understand DLD! The way I look at it, is the book is a good and interesting read but they always look at the cover and the title. I'm improving my cover and book title.

I used to own
but now I own this:

this Is the real change!
 
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From the looks of it you must have a tiny penis LOL it is a big surprise to certain women when you’re driving such a car and they have a believe that driving a car like that means you have a tiny penis, well I always enjoyed that. I drove some very beautiful cars and I scored a lot of beautiful women because of it. And one of the first things I would tell them is “my penis looks just like a penis but only smaller” ? surprise!
 
DLD said:
From the looks of it you must have a tiny penis LOL it is a big surprise to certain women when you’re driving such a car and they have a believe that driving a car like that means you have a tiny penis, well I always enjoyed that. I drove some very beautiful cars and I scored a lot of beautiful women because of it. And one of the first things I would tell them is “my penis looks just like a penis but only smaller” ? surprise!
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It's funny when they see it for the first time ? and are like what is that ?and your like what that's average ?. After they are all like???
 
Tornadocock said:
It's funny when they see it for the first time ? and are like what is that ?and your like what that's average ?. After they are all like???
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Yeah I was gonna say that when these situations happened with me it was before PE so I was only 6 1/2 inches times 4 3/4. But every single woman I was ever with thought I had a 9 inch cock, women just can’t measure. But after every woman I blew off I ended up having a 4 inch cock LOL bitches!

I remember when I met my girlfriend Kelli she was working for me at a gym I owned. We kicked it off and I remember one night we closed the gym locked the doors and got on the fly machine and she asked me about the size of my penis and I told her “it looks just like a penis but it’s only smaller” well when I pulled out her eyes bugged out of her head, and I’m not lying here, she said my goodness you’re so much bigger than my ex-boyfriend who had a 10 inch cock LOL what a joke women are in there sili way of making measurements.
 
DLD said:
Yeah I was gonna say that when these situations happened with me it was before PE so I was only 6 1/2 inches times 4 3/4. But every single woman I was ever with thought I had a 9 inch cock, women just can’t measure. But after every woman I blew off I ended up having a 4 inch cock LOL bitches!

I remember when I met my girlfriend Kelli she was working for me at a gym I owned. We kicked it off and I remember one night we closed the gym locked the doors and got on the fly machine and she asked me about the size of my penis and I told her “it looks just like a penis but it’s only smaller” well when I pulled out her eyes bugged out of her head, and I’m not lying here, she said my goodness you’re so much bigger than my ex-boyfriend who had a 10 inch cock LOL what a joke women are in there sili way of making measurements.
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So I know she is gonna ask me to come see her this week, I was gonna try and push it to next week because of work, might have a few hours of O.T. this week but she told me she was gonna make me a big batch of Protein balls, and she had to go shopping after her workout at the gym, for the ingredients.

The best Part was my brother was pissed cause I didn't share any with Him (xd). The best part was the first face he made when he "asked who made you protein balls?" (confused).
 
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Protein balls LOL well you posted a meme so I’m gonna do the same LOL me during a measure session?

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Love it! I have a really long story I want to tell you about when I was involved with the stripping business. It’s a long story and I’m helping my Son move in with me today (yay?) so hopefully tonight I’ll be out type it out.
 
DLD said:
Love it! I have a really long story I want to tell you about when I was involved with the stripping business. It’s a long story and I’m helping my Son move in with me today (yay?) so hopefully tonight I’ll be out type it out.
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Looking forward to it!
 
You need to join in on the Memes thread I have in the deep thoughts forum, So many clever and funny Memes
 
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