To me this sounds functional. I'd like to hear from some of the vets about what might be the side effects or limitations to this edgy idea. Super glue. That's right. Super glue an attatcHydromaxent for hanging directly to your glans. Is this possible? If so, how much weight might it support? Imagine being able to hang anywhere for any amount of time becuase there is no lack of circulation. Like I said this is on the edge.