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not sure if they're true, just ripped them off another forum

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches
from the armpits and
28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England,
squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance
of 7ft 1inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage
and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen
on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump '.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.


LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds
 
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Damn 12'4"! You'd hit the ceiling scary movie style!
 
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slayman said:
not sure if they're true, just ripped them off another forum
ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England,
squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance
of 7ft 1inch.
i remembering wondering what the record could be, nasty, but interesting, and if you've never like squeezing the puss out of your pimples, then somethins wrong wit you
 
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i heard bull semen is like taking hormones or steriods and could affect dick size but it has tons of diseases in it as well.
 
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