Craziest shit I've seen this YEAR...

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So I was trolling on Reddit and stumbled on this the article adjacent to the one I read. I did a double take when I saw these mug shots in the "Weird News" section of the Huffington Post.

The article is basically about 2 guys from Miamiwith a truck filled with animals

Does anyone else recognize this guy on the right? I sure as hell do! It's fucking RAMON from MonstersOfCock!

WTF!!?!!?

I almost shit myself when I saw what he was involved in.

Anyone else see this/hear about this or am I the first one?
 
check the truck filled with animals link next to Miami. its the second paragraph.
 
Holy Shit!!!!
It's Raul Armenteros A.K.A Fucking Ramon From Bangbros
That's funny shit right there,Do you guys think he fucked the goats?:)
 
I'm shocked
Police responded to a call that noises, sounding like baby cries, were coming from a parked car. There wasn't any child inside, but cops found animals "in distress," including four goats "tied up inside plastic bags,"

Yes that's Ramon from BangBros, the old-time Monsters Of Cock dude who was my inspiration back in the day before Shane-D took the spot. Who knows the full truth to the story, they could be completely innocent and it isnt what it seems.
 
I think Mike is trying to get his ass free. Mike was a hotshot attorney once and covered the big cases, especially drug trafficking :) he has a great record but decided penis enlargement would be his forte. I bet he still has the skills ... will he negotiate? :) he'll keep us posted but has become lazy since giving it up so Ramon could be sat for SOMETIME :)
 
REDZULU2003;441380 said:
I think Mike is trying to get his ass free. Mike was a hotshot attorney once and covered the big cases, especially drug trafficking :) he has a great record but decided penis enlargement would be his forte. I bet he still has the skills ... will he negotiate? :) he'll keep us posted but has become lazy since giving it up so Ramon could be sat for SOMETIME :)

:)
 
LOL RAMON !!

i think they were gunna have a big BBQ .... everything is animal cruelty in America

im pretty sure in his home country he does this all the time lol
 
I don't think it was bbq. Nobody eats roosters. They would be for cockfights at a festival and then yeah eat the goats. "...pigeons, guinea pigs, ducks", well ducks are good to eat and conventional for US grocery stores, too. I love duck eggs. Pigeons and guinea pigs would be edible but there's something odd about them, like they feed them to something else or do santeria sacrifice.
 
Thanks for the answer pnoewbe! It was kinda confusing me what business them guys would have with animals and that makes better sense, if it makes sense at all, if it was even these guys..


REDZULU2003;441469 said:
What type of sentence they potentially looking at if found guilty?

You can read about half way down
http://asci.uvm.edu/equine/law/cruelty/fl_cruel.htm
Your answer is in this section
828.12. Cruelty to animals
 
Dude, y'ever been to China? Them fukkers eat everything from Skorpions to spare tires.
Believe me; if it moves somebody somewhere eats it.

pnoewbe;441477 said:
I don't think it was bbq. Nobody eats roosters. They would be for cockfights at a festival and then yeah eat the goats. "...pigeons, guinea pigs, ducks", well ducks are good to eat and conventional for US grocery stores, too. I love duck eggs. Pigeons and guinea pigs would be edible but there's something odd about them, like they feed them to something else or do santeria sacrifice.
 
We should not overlook the obvious, that big dick right in the middle of those animals. Big dick, goat, rooster, rabbit, pigeon, etc, can anybody say shamanistic ritual? There was another big dick guy who was at Bohemian Grove, presumably moral backboning prostate orgasms for the rich and famous, that pastime a reputed favorite pleasure of certain famous moral backboners, and Cubans are often Republican. Of course Democrats can be Skull and Boners, too, and have also been known to go to Bohemian Grove for moral prostrate assymetry.

A guy I went to high school with did not know pnuses can stretch. He wasn't making enough drug money from gay clients at the waterfront, so he thought all he could do to please them was have a sex change operation, lift weights, and rely on his pretty face. His new niche he foundered with sailors but not so with admirals. I guess it's not too late; he could try pe for moral backboning the admiral's prostate. Neither one is gay; hoe or admirals, as one is looking for drug money while the other just wants something to confess at Skull and Boner reunion rituals at Yale. Both are entirely mercenary about scuba doobie, old blackwater keep a shining light and whitishly at surface for the user not gay, who is just down low at the finger crossroads preying on each other. They just want to get a head. Not gay. Keep a shining white surface, old blackwater, keep a shining just for an individual one owe nine idling one down low like a he-row in foggy hell, or if the ska is read, Don't Ask, Don't Sell. Better to stretch your own butter rack, I say, than to niche your knack just to stretch a clutter of better eaters. Easy for me to say. He might also have a grudge against a masseuse in Chesapeake who appears in an online photo with Rudy Giuliani. She got fat like his mother.
 
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Is that the acid talkin'?
Or the Tequila?


pnoewbe;441713 said:
We should not overlook the obvious, that big dick right in the middle of those animals. Big dick, goat, rooster, rabbit, pigeon, etc, can anybody say shamanistic ritual? There was another big dick guy who was at Bohemian Grove, presumably moral backboning prostate orgasms for the rich and famous, that pastime a reputed favorite pleasure of certain famous moral backboners, and Cubans are often Republican. Of course Democrats can be Skull and Boners, too, and have also been known to go to Bohemian Grove for moral prostrate assymetry.

A guy I went to high school with did not know pnuses can stretch. He wasn't making enough drug money from gay clients at the waterfront, so he thought all he could do to please them was have a sex change operation, lift weights, and rely on his pretty face. His new niche he foundered with sailors but not so with admirals. I guess it's not too late; he could try pe for moral backboning the admiral's prostate. Neither one is gay; hoe or admirals, as one is looking for drug money while the other just wants something to confess at Skull and Boner reunion rituals at Yale. Both are entirely mercenary about scuba doobie, old blackwater keep a shining light and whitishly at surface for the user not gay, who is just down low at the finger crossroads preying on each other. They just want to get a head. Not gay. Keep a shining white surface, old blackwater, keep a shining just for an individual one owe nine idling one down low like a he-row in foggy hell, or if the ska is read, Don't Ask, Don't Sell. Better to stretch your own butter rack, I say, than to niche your knack just to stretch a clutter of better eaters. Easy for me to say. He might also have a grudge against a masseuse in Chesapeake who appears in an online photo with Rudy Giuliani. She got fat like his mother.
 
pnoewbe;441713 said:
She got fat like his mother.

Ow, my side hurts man....She got fat like his mother LOL

I've just gotta say, it was all pretty good, but this line is the best, purely genius pnoewbe, pure genius
Keep a shining white surface, old blackwater, keep a shining just for an individual one owe nine idling one down low like a he-row in foggy hell, or if the ska is read, Don't Ask, Don't Sell. Better to stretch your own butter rack, I say, than to niche your knack just to stretch a clutter of better eaters.
 
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