Constricted Squashes! Powerful Shit Ya'll!

crazyed27

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I just finshed my workout for the day, and tried DLD's Slow Squash Jelqs and had problems doing them. I did a few sets of SSJ's and my hand started to hurt like a som-of-a-bitch. My grip must be weak as hell, cause I could'nt do them longer than a min!
At this poit I saw a good engorgment, but was not yet happy with the results, but knew if I continued to do the SSJ's I would max out. So I got my clamp and padding, straped the bitch on, and started to do the Squashes clamped! Man I got fat, damn! My cock looked just like Shanes from the Bang Boat, same shape, but just smaller! These are fucking crazy! All you clamp lovers will love this exercise clamped. It fuckin owns man! Try it out!

Do it just like the SSJ, but you don't have to move the clamp up any, like you do your squeeze in the SSJ. Just get hard in the clamp, squeeze the blood out your glans, and start squashing. I love these DLD, thanks for the SSJ, So I could come up with a way to be a lazy fucker and still do them! :)
 

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So you are basically doing these one handed, no grip at the base?
 

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AlloyCG said:
So you are basically doing these one handed, no grip at the base?

I did both no grip , and a grip at the clamp pushing the clamp into the base, I also tried to pull the clamp up the shaft some, but that did'nt work too well.

I believe I got the best results from griping the clamp and pushing it into my pubic bone. I could squash my whole unit like that. It was incredible!
 

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Yeah, I used to do Iso Comp Squeezes in the clamp and my shit got ridiculously fat (5" EG at the time was a big deal for me.) I've been steering clear of clamping for now though, I may pick it back up in a while. Glad to see the SSJs are working out for you.
 

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quijjiboo said:
This is exactly what I've been doing the last week too. Killer exercise. This will be my staple girth exercise for a while. I'll let you all know of the results...

Hell yeah it is awesome! Good to know us lazy ass Penis Enlargement'ers can still do the SSJ's, without really doing them!!! :)
 

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It's easy for you huge guys to be lazy I'd wager.
 

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AlloyCG said:
It's easy for you huge guys to be lazy I'd wager.

Yep it is a lot of weight to carry around between your legs all day! :O

Let alone, try to pull, bend, squezze, and wrestle with that mutha fucka! LMAO
 

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This is the first grith exercise that I actually like doing. I'm more of a stretcher so this is very helpful to me.
 

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quijjiboo said:
My girth workout yesterday was scary. I did the squashes and the normal constrictor for 30-40 minutes, and the post-workout girth was INSANE. I've never had so much expansion. I was at 6.5" mid shaft to 6" at the head, a good .5" increase, and there was very little fuild build-up.
Awesome! This is how it goes every day for me with SSJ's...tons of expansion but no fluid at all. Real thick, hard, cock...Penis EnlargementRIOD:)
 
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Blood always run away when doing this with or without clamp. So i never get any engorgement of this. Well my eyes dont anyway. Are there any special tips?
Because if im in a uli grip its kept there but if i bend it down, then blood rns away on the top side, and the erection starts to subside. SHould it be like this?
 

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GhosT_DoGG said:
Blood always run away when doing this with or without clamp. So i never get any engorgement of this. Well my eyes dont anyway. Are there any special tips?
Because if im in a uli grip its kept there but if i bend it down, then blood rns away on the top side, and the erection starts to subside. SHould it be like this?
Try squeezing harder on the bottom end and kegalling
 
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RazedNegative said:
Why does Meth start kickin it when I open this thread?!?!
i was thinking the same thing...like what the hell is that...i'm used to music playing in some threads in the porn section :) ...anyway i definitely want to try these out now..since you guys like them so much..will do them tonight and post back tomorrow
 
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