Confused on girth measurements

crazycanuck

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Howdyfellow Penis Enlargement enthusiasts!!!!

Scuse the excitement, did something that put a smile on my face. No it wasn't any of the following:

1. Wife surprised me with a blowjob from her and two hot friends.
2. Won the lottery, and celebrated with drugs, booze and hookers.
3. Punched my boss in the face, followed by shagging his wife in the arse and dropping my bead IN HER FACE.
4.Came home, wife was cobbing herself in the arse, and demanded she bring a few friends over so I could pounds thier colons into oblivion.

I guess, on with the thread, heheh!!!

I was reading in the newbie section on girth measurement, I've been using my Stanley MaxSteele Measuring work tape for length and girth. It comfortable for the bone press, and I just wrap it around the pipe for girth. I decided to do the string for girth, marked it, and I couldn't believe it, BANG ON 6"!!!!!
This was without being tight on the shaft, the tape was always tight.

I've always measured my girth this way, for years. What kind of tension do you all apply when measuring girth, could it be my pipe was thicker than I thought to begin with?!?!?

Hmm, that means the wife's favorite toy is actually thicker than 6" too.

I'm going to measure again after work, if I'm correct, my start girth was approx 5 7/8", and I'll need a goal for 6 1/2"-7".

Will update after measurements, and a few beers.


ROCK ON!!!!!! :cheers: :rocker:
 
awesome man!
But i think you should try and measure not with a string but with a tape measure instead because its more accurate. Sometimes a string gives me added girth.
 
The string diameter is 1mm, very small, but I will try to find an alternate form tape for measuring girth. I'll still use the MaxSteele for length since it's comfortable.
 
I've tried floss for girth if I didnt have a cloth tape measure handy. Got the same results.
 
Cloth tapes are available for a couple bucks in many places, including Wal Mart.String isnt accurate as it can stretch and retract considerably.
 
I use a tape measure when measuring girth. Don't pull it really tight on the shaft as to make you lose girth, but just enough for the tape measure to be tight.

-ItsElectric
 
bigbutnottoo said:
Cloth tapes are available for a couple bucks in many places, including Wal Mart.String isnt accurate as it can stretch and retract considerably.

The old ladies in the fabric department know me pretty well. I've bought: Velcro, sweat shirt material, nylon, cloth tape, measuring tapes, etc. All for Penis Enlargement stuff. Theyre always so helpful! LMAO
 
I will get the clotch tape for girth measurement this weekend. Until then I'll Penis Enlargement like it's going our of style!!
 
I got a cloth tape measure for 99 cents at big lots last weekend, 2 came in the package, you can't beat that!
 
stillwantmore said:
The old ladies in the fabric department know me pretty well. I've bought: Velcro, sweat shirt material, nylon, cloth tape, measuring tapes, etc. All for Penis Enlargement stuff. Theyre always so helpful! LMAO
I know them well as well!
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Still, you should explain to them what you're doing. They may be even more helpful after that!
 
crazycanuck said:
What kind of tension do you all apply when measuring girth

None. When measuring girth the tape or string should just be touching all the way around at midshaft.
 
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