clamped for 20 minutes a day while squeezing, severe loss of eq and ability to get an erection, even 2 months later.

if dmso and iodine healed it fully in 2 days it was all psychological xd
theres 100s of reports of people fully healing eq issues they had for years within a couple days of using dmso + iodine so ur just straight up wrong

dont comment again kid ur embarrassing yourself.
 
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If you "clamped properly and got better gains than ever", how come then you had a limp noodle and allegedly "scar tissue"? You said you clamped properly. Something is terribly wrong with your logic process. Perhaps lay down the pipe and stick to the newbie forums.

So the dmso+iodine healed the scar tissue in 2 days.... LMFAO.

Thank you for making my day you dumbtwat. You deserve a first class trip to the hall of fame dumbass awards.
because it took over 2 weeks for the damage to fully settle in, during the course of which i made better gains than ever, holy fucking shit ur actually so retarded its sad, whats to be expected from a guy that spends 16 hours a day on a cock forum
 
If you "clamped properly and got better gains than ever", how come then you had a limp noodle and allegedly "scar tissue"? You said you clamped properly. Something is terribly wrong with your logic process. Perhaps lay down the pipe and stick to the newbie forums.

So the dmso+iodine healed the scar tissue in 2 days.... LMFAO.

Thank you for making my day you dumbtwat. You deserve a first class trip to the hall of fame dumbass awards.
u deserve a first class trip to the ditch cuz of how retarded u are, its sad.
 
This assnozzle is on pills or something. He sits in the couch smoking weed and decides to choke the chicken with a "hairband". But according to him that is proper clamping..... kinda "text book" LMAO. Then, he makes the best gains in the world, but he develops "scar tissue" and his magic potion top secret classified is dmso+iodine, which cured him in 2 days....

I am literally laughing my ass off just picturing this clown show. This has to be one of the most bizarre threads in the history of the universe.

So this whole thread was basically USELESS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this fucking retard is living on a cock site, projecting talking random shit about smoking weed, has an iq so low he cant comprehend a proper timeline, and calls dmso + iodine, a combination of substances proven enough both scientifically and anecdotally to work for healing scar tissue, often used in medicine, a " magic potion top secret "

ur so retarded its sad. shut ur mouth.
 
Interesting... So you come here and start a thread asking for help.... because you tied a hair band in your hamster dick, stopped working and were brilliantly self diagnosed with scar tissue.

But as it turns out, even though you were asking for help, you are in reality the master jedi who had all along the magic potion to heal your tissues that took so long, 2 weeks with so much sacrifice to settle in, in 2 days. Voila! Just like that. Brilliant!!! So it was more like a setup. The asking for help was just a smokescreen. You cut your dick on purpose with a hairband, declare it proper clamping, come ask for help, but you knew already the diagnosis and the cure. Even how long that cure would take to heal the tissues.

I have conclusive proof "scientific and anecdotally" that your delusion is product of severe drug abuse. Perhaps mushrooms? and overuse of unicorn buttplugs.

This is really a BIZARRE thread. I firmly believe also that the funky nervous system response of this suspect is product of severe stress due to the limp noodle.

So to summarize this brilliant unforgettable trip:

- Cumwipe comes asking for help. For what? Well, he tied a hair band around his dick so tight and hard, with all his might, that he almost served his dick. As a consequence, the pencil dick became a limp noodle. BUT, TO SPECIFICALLY CLARIFY, he firmly stated that he clamped properly. Pay close attention to his demands.

- Even though he came asking for help, he brilliantly, without the use of ultrasound imagery, nothing, self diagnosed himself with scar tissue. As a Superman. So NOPE, no opinions welcome about his condition, he demands that it is indeed with 100% certainty scar tissue.

- But the story doesnt end there. He asks how much dmso+iodine. Nobody answer, but the bizarre part, as if the whole situation wasn't bizarre enough already, he knew the dose and miraculous results of the scientific therapy already. He applied it and just like that, as art of magic, the magic potion healed his dick in 2 days.

- Finally people came to rescue him but NOPE, he demands and dictates that everybody has too shut up! and no opinions!! Like Adolf Hitler. SHUT UP!!!

I haven't had so much fun with a thread in a LONG time....Just picturing the whole situation like a cartoon made me laugh my ass off. Its like an episode out of Beavis and Butthead pretty much. That level of retardation and self fuckery.
 
Interesting... So you come here and start a thread asking for help.... because you tied a hair band in your hamster dick, stopped working and were brilliantly self diagnosed with scar tissue.

But as it turns out, even though you were asking for help, you are in reality the master jedi who had all along the magic potion to heal your tissues that took so long, 2 weeks with so much sacrifice to settle in, in 2 days. Voila! Just like that. Brilliant!!! So it was more like a setup. The asking for help was just a smokescreen. You cut your dick on purpose with a hairband, declare it proper clamping, come ask for help, but you knew already the diagnosis and the cure. Even how long that cure would take to heal the tissues.

I have conclusive proof "scientific and anecdotally" that your delusion is product of severe drug abuse. Perhaps mushrooms? and overuse of unicorn buttplugs.

This is really a BIZARRE thread. I firmly believe also that the funky nervous system response of this suspect is product of severe stress due to the limp noodle.

So to summarize this brilliant unforgettable trip:

- Cumwipe comes asking for help. For what? Well, he tied a hair band around his dick so tight and hard, with all his might, that he almost served his dick. As a consequence, the pencil dick became a limp noodle. BUT, TO SPECIFICALLY CLARIFY, he firmly stated that he clamped properly. Pay close attention to his demands.

- Even though he came asking for help, he brilliantly, without the use of ultrasound imagery, nothing, self diagnosed himself with scar tissue. As a Superman. So NOPE, no opinions welcome about his condition, he demands that it is indeed with 100% certainty scar tissue.

- But the story doesnt end there. He asks how much dmso+iodine. Nobody answer, but the bizarre part, as if the whole situation wasn't bizarre enough already, he knew the dose and miraculous results of the scientific therapy already. He applied it and just like that, as art of magic, the magic potion healed his dick in 2 days.

- Finally people came to rescue him but NOPE, he demands and dictates that everybody has too shut up! and no opinions!! Like Adolf Hitler. SHUT UP!!!

I haven't had so much fun with a thread in a LONG time....Just picturing the whole situation like a cartoon made me laugh my ass off. Its like an episode out of Beavis and Butthead pretty much. That level of retardation and self fuckery.
ye nice bible kid not reading that shit, i actually have a life unlike a lil cuck that lives on a cock site, from glancing over tho, i came to ask the non retarded people ( not u ) do they think its a good idea and are there any other ways that worked for them

then a little cuck who lives on this fucking site comes in acting like a smartass, thats you, giving 0 useful info

ur still projecting about drugs, talking in 3rd face when ur talking to me... ur actually so retarded its sad.
 
ye nice bible kid not reading that shit, i actually have a life unlike a lil cuck that lives on a cock site, from glancing over tho, i came to ask the non retarded people ( not u ) do they think its a good idea and are there any other ways that worked for them

then a little cuck who lives on this fucking site comes in acting like a smartass, thats you, giving 0 useful info

ur still projecting about drugs, talking in 3rd face when ur talking to me... ur actually so retarded its sad.

Yes I am talking to you pinky dick.

If you came to ask if it was a good idea or other ways that worked for them, how come then you had the magic potion that works "scientifically" proven and "anecdotally" 100% of the time in 2 days? LMFAO. You dont get it? Is not even that you had doubts about it. You categorically presented your deep knowledge about your diagnose plus your treatment, used it, miraculously cured yourself in 2 days, but as incredible as it sounds, all of that was AFTER you asked if it was a good idea or other treatments. BWHAHAHAHAHA It is almost like if you were trying to setup everybody with the thread, and after nobody had an answer, you came out like "A-HA!! I possed the secret!!"

I picture you in your mom's basement with anger issues red face veins bulging out of your neck beating the monkey like if it owes you money asking him "WHY THE FUCK YOU DONT WORK"!! "WORK!! THATS AN ORDER!!!" And if anybody comes to give an opinion you're like "NOPE!! SHUT UP!!!" (cwl)(cwl)(cwl)(cwl)(cwl)(cwl)(cwl)
 
Yes I am talking to you pinky dick.

If you came to ask if it was a good idea or other ways that worked for them, how come then you had the magic potion that works "scientifically" proven and "anecdotally" 100% of the time in 2 days? LMFAO. You dont get it? Is not even that you had doubts about it. You categorically presented your deep knowledge about your diagnose plus your treatment, used it, miraculously cured yourself in 2 days, but as incredible as it sounds, all of that was AFTER you asked if it was a good idea or other treatments. BWHAHAHAHAHA It is almost like if you were trying to setup everybody with the thread, and after nobody had an answer, you came out like "A-HA!! I possed the secret!!"

I picture you in your mom's basement with anger issues red face veins bulging out of your neck beating the monkey like if it owes you money asking him "WHY THE FUCK YOU DONT WORK"!! "WORK!! THATS AN ORDER!!!" And if anybody comes to give an opinion you're like "NOPE!! SHUT UP!!!" (cwl)(cwl)(cwl)(cwl)(cwl)(cwl)(cwl)
bigger than urs without ever touching fucking pe, ur tiny af while nolifing on a fucking dick site, i posted the thread 2 fucking weeks before i ordered dmso + iodine u realize its been over a month?

ur still projecting and ur fucking ugly as fuck, 50 year old man taking half naked pics spamming emojis, prime failed abortion.

" posted the thread as a setup " what a fucking schizophrenic brainwashed autist are you i asked people do they think its a good idea and do they know any other ways, from 100s of other threads i ordered it anyways despite autists like u and it actually worked

what a failed abortion u are, i can see thru that sour smile in ur pfp that ur on the verge of suicide.

good riddance.
 
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@rraaara i bet you think strippers like you, huh?
no i actually look like a god and dont need strippers

how does it feel having a 5.5 in cock?

theres nothing worse, heres the tough truth, no matter how hard you try you ur always gona be a microdicked cuck and u know it.

cry in ur basement not online.
 
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you keep throwing around the word cuck like some big shot. I know i don't have a huge dick, but that's why i, and everyone else, am here. I can change my cock size with my hands but you need years of therapy dude. Your attitude is dog shit. You came here asking for opinions and you got them. You're also the one shitting on every single one because you get offended at people doubting you. Grow the fuck up.
 
Watch it you guys! Shake hands and agree to disagree. It’s all love here! It’s all family!
 
you keep throwing around the word cuck like some big shot. I know i don't have a huge dick, but that's why i, and everyone else, am here. I can change my cock size with my hands but you need years of therapy dude. Your attitude is dog shit. You came here asking for opinions and you got them. You're also the one shitting on every single one because you get offended at people doubting you. Grow the fuck up.
imagine trying to take a moral high ground to cope with the truth while u started shit first

i havent even talked to u, and he was d one that started this shit when all i asked was a simple question

dont start shit if u cant finish it.
 
@DLD With respect dude, this guy came here asking for an opinion then began being an asshole to everyone that gave their opinion. I admit i shouldn't have said anything and i was wrong for that but this guy seems like he's in the wrong place. Look at his responses to honest opinions, which is what he asked for.
 
ye nice bible kid not reading that shit, i actually have a life unlike a lil cuck that lives on a cock site, from glancing over tho, i came to ask the non retarded people ( not u ) do they think its a good idea and are there any other ways that worked for them

then a little cuck who lives on this fucking site comes in acting like a smartass, thats you, giving 0 useful info

ur still projecting about drugs, talking in 3rd face when ur talking to me... ur actually so retarded its sad.



What did that other guy mean when he said you had a hamster dick? did I miss something?
 
@DLD With respect dude, this guy came here asking for an opinion then began being an asshole to everyone that gave their opinion. I admit i shouldn't have said anything and i was wrong for that but this guy seems like he's in the wrong place. Look at his responses to honest opinions, which is what he asked for.

I don't think you did anything wrong by saying something. He is the one who came back attacking you. The suspect clearly has some psychological issues.

He attempts to justify his inability to spell as being "slang" when in reality he never even graduated from high school and there are high chances that he is a drug dealer or some kind of low life like.
 
@DLD With respect dude, this guy came here asking for an opinion then began being an asshole to everyone that gave their opinion. I admit i shouldn't have said anything and i was wrong for that but this guy seems like he's in the wrong place. Look at his responses to honest opinions, which is what he asked for.
no actually i came in asking a question nicely, he didnt give his opinion he was petty and insulted me first

" HONEST OPINIONS "

as i said dont try to take a moral high ground after u realized ur worthless.
 
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