Interesting... So you come here and start a thread asking for help.... because you tied a hair band in your hamster dick, stopped working and were brilliantly self diagnosed with scar tissue.
But as it turns out, even though you were asking for help, you are in reality the master jedi who had all along the magic potion to heal your tissues that took so long, 2 weeks with so much sacrifice to settle in, in 2 days. Voila! Just like that. Brilliant!!! So it was more like a setup. The asking for help was just a smokescreen. You cut your dick on purpose with a hairband, declare it proper clamping, come ask for help, but you knew already the diagnosis and the cure. Even how long that cure would take to heal the tissues.
I have conclusive proof "scientific and anecdotally" that your delusion is product of severe drug abuse. Perhaps mushrooms? and overuse of unicorn buttplugs.
This is really a BIZARRE thread. I firmly believe also that the funky nervous system response of this suspect is product of severe stress due to the limp noodle.
So to summarize this brilliant unforgettable trip:
- Cumwipe comes asking for help. For what? Well, he tied a hair band around his dick so tight and hard, with all his might, that he almost served his dick. As a consequence, the pencil dick became a limp noodle. BUT, TO SPECIFICALLY CLARIFY, he firmly stated that he clamped properly. Pay close attention to his demands.
- Even though he came asking for help, he brilliantly, without the use of ultrasound imagery, nothing, self diagnosed himself with scar tissue. As a Superman. So NOPE, no opinions welcome about his condition, he demands that it is indeed with 100% certainty scar tissue.
- But the story doesnt end there. He asks how much dmso+iodine. Nobody answer, but the bizarre part, as if the whole situation wasn't bizarre enough already, he knew the dose and miraculous results of the scientific therapy already. He applied it and just like that, as art of magic, the magic potion healed his dick in 2 days.
- Finally people came to rescue him but NOPE, he demands and dictates that everybody has too shut up! and no opinions!! Like Adolf Hitler. SHUT UP!!!
I haven't had so much fun with a thread in a LONG time....Just picturing the whole situation like a cartoon made me laugh my ass off. Its like an episode out of Beavis and Butthead pretty much. That level of retardation and self fuckery.