Cheeseburgers before anal sex....hmm.....

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An interesting read from www.lukeford.com:

Wanker Wang Posts: I shot this new girl today by the name of Nikki something. Didn't know what she could handle. It was going to be an anal scene. But again, it was kind of a lazy day.

She arrives at my office around 3PM. I wasn't around but the makeup artist was there. Unfortunately, I was too busy goofing around and vandalizing Tony T's new car, I wasn't available.

I cruise back around 5 PM. Again, it's an anal scene. Now Jay Ashley is calling me trying to figure out where I'm gonna shoot this thing. I still have no clue. At this point, Nikki and I sit down and someone from 48 Hours gives me a jingle. Now, when I talk to these guys, I try not to give too much for fear of the ever popular hatchet job. But what the fuck, it's a lazy day and we speak for about an hour.

Mind you, I have an anal scene I have to deal with. But I'm freakin' hungry, the girl's famished from eating nothing all day for fear of ruining her anal scene, so I come up to plate with one fantastic idea.

I am BRILLIANT MAN!

I tell this wacky whore that if you eat fast enough, just before the anal scene, it won't affect her performance. No way. No how. You just gotta jam through it.

So we go out and order ribs and Tri-tip burgers and salad bar gunk. She's apprehensive about eating but I tell her to relax, it takes about 40 hours to digest. I actually encourage her to eat the seedy jalapeno peppers.

I am BRILLIANT MAN!

Now I'm not going to mention the girl's name. But the scene ended up being absolutely horrendous. There was more shit than an outhouse.

Yet another brilliant maneuver from the Lord of the Idiots
 

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:D!
 

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I have a friend that owns a video store that is the primary source of porn rentals in the area. He is good friends with a rep from a major distributor that actually attends all the adult conventions. He says, with very few exceptions, that the chicks are more stupid that we could ever imagine. Pretty much anyone with a brain has figured out how to make herself a legend worth $$$, such as Jenna Jamison or Stacey Valentine.
 

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I'm far from a porn expert, but another friend showed me this scene from a DVD he got a while back with Monica Sweetheart in it. She's hot! The Czech accent really does it for me too.
 
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