Blond Joke Thread

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What do blonds and cow shit have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up!
 
What's the difference between a Blonde and a Porsche?

You dont let your buddies borrow It.
 
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".


Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years


Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

A: The joystick is wet.


Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles


Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?

A: An Italian suppository



HAHA there classic I stole them from here

http://www.kellys.com/jokeb1.html

God I love blondes!!
 
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