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Today, I was with my best friend at Burger King, and I met these girls that he knew (I didn't know them). As we are living, one of the girls comments that my car means I have a small penis (thought she was being quiet), and the other girl laughed. I just wanted to whip it out and smack the ugly ho in the face, but I restrained. I hate it when girls try to attack us at a weakness, and this is why I do Penis Enlargement, not for any woman, but for me.
 
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Xtremegamer: I hear ya, women think they are so "mature" and that they "know a man's penis by the size of his shoe" even though they will say that they don't judge a man by his shoes, they do, because they think a bigger shoe means a bigger dick. Well I wear a small 10 shoe and my schlong is 8X5.5 so who has the small dick now bitches? Fucking women, it's good we have sites like these to show that nothing determines the size of a penis. I wish you would have slapped her in the face, stupid bitch, who does she think she is. I want to get a dick so big that when I fuck a girl she shuts the fuck up about "how much she can take" because a chick really doesn't need more than 7 inches of length or 5.5 inches of girth to be satisfied (just my opinion). I'm gaining for myself, and to tease the women, as they have teased us for thousands of years. We need to take a stand against ignorant whores which represent a vast majority of women in my opinion. Anyone feel me on this issue? Damn it pisses me off.
 
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meshuggah said:
We need to take a stand against ignorant whores which represent a vast majority of women in my opinion. Anyone feel me on this issue? Damn it pisses me off.
I'm with you bro. It pisses me off too. I'm not going to stand for it anymore either - thus Penis Enlargement.
 

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I would have grabbed my cock and shook it at her, when she saw the outline of my dick through my pants she would have turned red like a mutha fucka! I would have put that stupid bitch in her place by doing just what I said above, man fuck these ignorant ass bitches!
 
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I wouldn't of restrained at all..I would have gotten a mean hardon and showed her the outline of it in my pants at her table and then comment on how shes an ugly bitch and then would have proceeded to eat my whopper.
 
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xtremegamer said:
Today, I was with my best friend at Burger King, and I met these girls that he knew (I didn't know them). As we are living, one of the girls comments that my car means I have a small penis (thought she was being quiet), and the other girl laughed. I just wanted to whip it out and smack the ugly ho in the face, but I restrained. I hate it when girls try to attack us at a weakness, and this is why I do Penis Enlargement, not for any woman, but for me.

xtreme ya you need to think of a comeback for that. When I see guys in MASSIVE trucks or hot sports cars I immediately think small dick and trying to make up for it.

I have a early 90's average car, when chicks try to beat me down by pointing out a really nice car. I always say the poor bastard is prolly trying to make up for something. Same if the guy is wearing really nice clothes or lots of jewelry.

I can't wait until I'm over 8x6. Then I'm going to use it for income too lol. I swear its the ultimate weapon on women. Women are always like ooh he's tall or he's cute, or rich, but if you have a bigger cock its like the trump card. They can't say anything back.

You should say something like... I know I think I'm the only hung porsche driver in the world. Or even better.

I know when I bought my Porsche the dealer told me my dick was too big to own one. I had to get (point to your friend) to buy it for me.
 
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dopefish said:
xtreme, judging by your sig and avatar... do you own a porsche?
Between my father, sister, and I, we have five.

1984 911 Carrera
1985 911 Carrera Targa
1988 924S
1986 951
1982 924 Turbo
 
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Men, I'm proud of you, I didn't think we had such restraint on this forum for women, but we do. We should form our own big penis club. I suggest we call ourselves the H-MOB (Hung Men against Obscene Bitches). Who's with me?
 

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meshuggah said:
Men, I'm proud of you, I didn't think we had such restraint on this forum for women, but we do. We should form our own big penis club. I suggest we call ourselves the H-MOB (Hung Men against Obscene Bitches). Who's with me?

Lets all get H-MOB t-shirts too!
 
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xtremegamer said:
Between my father, sister, and I, we have five.

1984 911 Carrera
1985 911 Carrera Targa
1988 924S
1986 951
1982 924 Turbo

thats a sweet collection.
 
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slayman said:
thats a sweet collection.

I view it like Penis Enlargement. The cars may not be the fastest, but they give you a feeling like no other. They aren't used to get girls, fly over 100 MPH, etc. They are used to give me freedom, a freedom only matched by the freedom of Penis Enlargement.
 

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