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zorba

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I can't wait until I get my penis big to do one thing I've been trying for a loooong time! I wanna try a auto-fuck. I wanna put my own cock in my whole!!

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ItsElectric

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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Whole what?
Maybe he means hole? :confused:

-ItsElectric
 

Gardenier90

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He said "auto-fuck" so maybe he want to bang an exhaust pipe? :confused:
 
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Translation: I want to be able to do myself in the butt.

It looks like this poster doesn't know english and used something like babelfish to translate what he was trying to say. they always give funny answers. Anyone remember the post over at 🙈's with the foreign guy wanting to do himself? It was a classic, LOL
 

REDZULU2003

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WOW WTF.....This guy wants a BIG grease monkey mechanic....to pound that southern arse to oblivion right???? or does he want togo to Africa and shag the slaves in the field????

Dont take offense dude I am being a filthy pervert and jokin around.
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zorba

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Sorry, that's true there was a mistake in my last message. I meant "HOLE" not "WHOLE". Sorry for that.
 

austin316

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isnt fucking yourself in the ass with your own dick nigh impossible, now sucking your own dick isnt
 
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Oh god here we go! The never ending saga of the can i fuck my own ass debate! God how does it always show up on any given forum? How?
 
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What we need is for the really, really big guys to fess up and let us know if it is possible and, if so, how they did it. I mean, come on, you know that if your ole one eye was staring you in the face one night and you haven't had pussy in months, the thought's going to cross your mind. I, in fact, knew someone who could suck himself, but I don't know about the other. I guess if there's an actual term for it, it can be done.
 
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kong1971 said:
What we need is for the really, really big guys to fess up and let us know if it is possible and, if so, how they did it. I mean, come on, you know that if your ole one eye was staring you in the face one night and you haven't had pussy in months, the thought's going to cross your mind. I, in fact, knew someone who could suck himself, but I don't know about the other. I guess if there's an actual term for it, it can be done.
When I get hard it goes up and stays up like hard and fully aroused. I can't force it down and even if I wanted to I couldn't get it down THAT far either.
 
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Update: It IS possible. If you have a strong stomach, go to www.steakandcheese.com and go through the video clips. It is a cool sight that has a lot of disturbing and funny videos , kind of a Ripley's Believe It Or Not on the internet. Car accidents, skateboard wipeouts, weird porn, stuff like that. There is a short clip of someone actually fucking himself in the ass. Warning: it is extremely graphic and gross. Thought you all might like to know. Heheh!
 
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