Bidet toiletes, anus hygiene, bleaching of the anus ... anus chat really!
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Simply get a cloth and wash your Anus with it, is that so hard? No big deal but this issue doesnt need making large. If people dont wash their shitter than they wont die from that. Mike (DLD) what you should be more worried about is your COLON and detox every 6 months because that is a place where allot of disease stars with 80% of Autopsy having problems in the colon.
When you detox with the relevant applications you shit strange stuff out that has been inside you for yonks. So washing your hairy shit hole doesnt matter in so much you need to get the real shit out of you or get a hose pipe and ram it up your ass and switch on to swill out the bowel and fart it all out.
When you detox with the relevant applications you shit strange stuff out that has been inside you for yonks. So washing your hairy shit hole doesnt matter in so much you need to get the real shit out of you or get a hose pipe and ram it up your ass and switch on to swill out the bowel and fart it all out.
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Thats correct you do lose weight and your colon area will shrink, giving a flatter stomach. Serious stuff guys. Never done it myself yet but know a few who have and seen enough blogs on those who do it with pix of the nastiness to know it works.
The shit that comes out is shaped like the insides of your intestines and is often very dark in colour with lots of mucus around it and smells BAAAAAAAAD. I have seen it in person when I was washing someone's ass several years back in hospital because they had recently been on a detox through the hospital via a special hose up the rectum and washing the thing out ... needless to say when they shat it was VILE and this person had a jelly like substance which was like a dead animal rotting .... my partner in crime that night, the new guy had to open the ward windows otherwise he would have keeled over from the vile evil wickedness of the air that night which came from this persons shitter!
I have used a shower head up my anus to clean out the shit which works great. Cotton buds are also nice for a sensitive bum hole
I know DLD likes Lavender oil rubbed into his, not its not me but a Spanish maid whom has that 'delight'.
The shit that comes out is shaped like the insides of your intestines and is often very dark in colour with lots of mucus around it and smells BAAAAAAAAD. I have seen it in person when I was washing someone's ass several years back in hospital because they had recently been on a detox through the hospital via a special hose up the rectum and washing the thing out ... needless to say when they shat it was VILE and this person had a jelly like substance which was like a dead animal rotting .... my partner in crime that night, the new guy had to open the ward windows otherwise he would have keeled over from the vile evil wickedness of the air that night which came from this persons shitter!
I have used a shower head up my anus to clean out the shit which works great. Cotton buds are also nice for a sensitive bum hole
I know DLD likes Lavender oil rubbed into his, not its not me but a Spanish maid whom has that 'delight'.- Joined
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Did you know about Mike liking the Lavender oil? would you do him the honours?
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DLD takes his hygiene very serious and as most of us do so having a smelly anus isn't good is it? some guys like it licked for example (I'm not one of those).
I dont care if this thread makes it to 3 pages because its a serious subject matter that obviously wont be discussed in open places (I have never talked about it )
A tip for others I have found is to shave your arse hole with a really good sharp razor. I use a cut throat, different blades to the one for face and balls of course Do it in front of those large mirrors if you can on the floor so you can see better. What this does is remove all the hair and prevent your anus from sweating, which is a nuisance in summer and why people scratch it allot!
Something else is you wont get unpleasant smells from your arse with it shaved. Must be like a B.O under the armpits. I'm deadly serious guys and not being filthy because I do this and I aint weird either. I have noticed better hygiene from it, much better.
I dont care if this thread makes it to 3 pages because its a serious subject matter that obviously wont be discussed in open places (I have never talked about it
)A tip for others I have found is to shave your arse hole with a really good sharp razor. I use a cut throat, different blades to the one for face and balls of course
Do it in front of those large mirrors if you can on the floor so you can see better. What this does is remove all the hair and prevent your anus from sweating, which is a nuisance in summer and why people scratch it allot!Something else is you wont get unpleasant smells from your arse with it shaved. Must be like a B.O under the armpits. I'm deadly serious guys and not being filthy because I do this and I aint weird either. I have noticed better hygiene from it, much better.
I wasn't going to ever bring this up probably but I think this thread is just right on. I encourage the use of the Bathmate while doing the kah-kah, because it is a great way to reverse kegel and get maximum expansion in the tube. I'm not really joking if you do do the doo while wearing the Bathmate it helps make the Bathmate get a better fit.
Only if I get to do it wearing a maid's uniform.
REDZULU2003;429269 said:
Only if I get to do it wearing a maid's uniform.
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Keep these ideas coming, we can use shitting to our advantage.
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Turnover;429095 said:
That is a fact. It pretty much settles any bowel issues you might have. Just make sure you drink plenty of water, or you'll feel like you have a stone turd pushing out of your anus and it will hurt
REDZULU2003;428747 said:
Your language is hilarious, and what you said is so true.
Colonic Hydrotherapy is the word mate.
Also, pure water fasting, candida cleanse, and parasite cleanses are important.
Going in for a colonoscopy myself in a couple weeks to get things checked out (I am only 25). Colon cancer runs in the family so I want to be safe early.
