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i just wanted to know what are some good pick up lines. which ones have worked for u guys? so please post em here, but nothing corny.
 
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The good old Hi I'm .. what's you're name ( after positiv eye contact ) always works best and has worked best for me.
 
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You shouldnt be worried about what your pick-up lines gonna be pardner.....It is what you follow that line with.....
 
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Yeah man don't use pickup lines, all of them are cheesy and girls will
think the same of you!! :)
 
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Try this one-
"The word of the day is legs...let's go back to my place and spread the word."
or try this one-
"Hey, let's go to my place for a pizza and fuck...*Slap*...what, you don't like pizza?"
 
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Most of the time i use the "3minute ,number and e-mail technique" by David DeAngelo ,its never let me down to date
 
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VladtheImpaler;105590 said:
You shouldnt be worried about what your pick-up lines gonna be pardner.....It is what you follow that line with.....
She told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her three times and punched her in the face. hahaha great
 
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Hi, and not overthinking things. If you have chemistry great, if you dont then move on.

AM FUCKING AWESOMELMAO
 
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If that pussy is not smiling at me going to move forward n find another V...LOL
 
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My penis looks just like a penis just larger:)
 
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Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Did you know that relationships are like obese people... the majority of them don't work out.
 
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threak-x;644633 said:
hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you?

Did you know that relationships are like obese people... The majority of them don't work out.
LOL
 
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Hi are you from ireland??

No why??

Cuz when i look at you my dick is dublin
 
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grow4me;644719 said:
Hi are you from ireland??

No why??

Cuz when i look at you my dick is dublin
;) That´ll get you a nice bitch slap mark on your cheek:blush: Totally worth it.
 
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Bacheelor;644722 said:
;) That´ll get you a nice bitch slap mark on your cheek:blush: Totally worth it.
No doubt:) Women look for opportunities to smack a man, this would be a perfect excuse:)
 
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doublelongdaddy;644751 said:
No doubt:) Women look for opportunities to smack a man, this would be a perfect excuse:)[/QUO

:p
 
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Have you ever seen a 2-incher?
 
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im here to pick u up ...hhhahaha
 
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Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
 
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