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How about this guy? His name is supposedly "Jonah Falcon" (sounds a little too porn starish to be his name but, ok). He claims 9.5" soft and 13.5" erect and of course the infamous term "thicker than a forearm" (whose??? :D...I'm thicker than many womens' wrists)....Ive seen this discussed elsewhere before but, I'm pretty sure this will be a first here on this forum.

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I for one, do not believe it. If you clicked on the 'click here to see it' page, you'll notice his occupation is 'actor'. I think he's just trying to get attention. In the pictures you can also tell that he's not entirely flaccid. It looks like he just lost a boner.

Think about it... it says he's as thick as a forearm. My forearm is about 12" around and I'm a skinny guy. So maybe he's 8-9" around. That means he would have a volume of 70-90 cubic inches, thats nearly twice the volume of DLD!. If he ever got hard, he would pass out or become extremely dizzy. It just goes against what the human body can do.

Another thing is that it says he was extremely large from the age of birth... I can't back that up, but it just doesnt seem possible.

To add a little math, at 80 cubic inches, he would require about a liter of blood just to run the damn thing, lol. This translates out to about 24% of the total blood he has in his body. At 30% blood loss the body starts to go into shock... so do you think its possible? :confused:
 
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i've seen the HBO special where they interviewed him and read the rolling stone article when it came out . . .

no doubt he's really big, as big as he claims probably not, the forearm thing is just sort of an attention grabber in the article, i don't think the dude himself actually boasts that.

he's a really weird guy, if you read the article they go into it a bit. flaccid length may be close to that, 13.5 is kinda sketchy, maybe a few inches less, but he's monsterously big, no question. as i said in my other post about the pre-Penis Enlargement size debate, no reason to sweat it. this guy is like one in tens of millions odds.

some people win the lottery . . . some guys have a huge 11 inch penis . . . it's highly rare but not impossible. but do you know anybody that has ever won the lottery, or more accurately do you think your wife/girlfriend has ever dated or will date a guy that has? probably not. and there are a lot more lotto winners out there than penises that size in my opinion . . .
 
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"Today, Falcon's beloved Yankees play the Mets at Yankee Stadium. He feels the subway calling. He will need his full supply of gear to attend a game of this consequence -- glove, empty bag, yearbook and a pair of authentic Yankees pinstripe pants two sizes too small."

"People are going to stare at my dick," he acknowledges. "But I'm a Yankees fan, and that comes first."
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That's kinda lame..... Why does he wear pants two sizes too small?

People are naturally going to stare at someone who wears pants two sizes too small - wondering why they don't just buy the right size pants...

Or did I miss something here?
 
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Originally posted by BigWillie
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"Today, Falcon's beloved Yankees play the Mets at Yankee Stadium. He feels the subway calling. He will need his full supply of gear to attend a game of this consequence -- glove, empty bag, yearbook and a pair of authentic Yankees pinstripe pants two sizes too small."

"People are going to stare at my dick," he acknowledges. "But I'm a Yankees fan, and that comes first."
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That's kinda lame..... Why does he wear pants two sizes too small?

People are naturally going to stare at someone who wears pants two sizes too small - wondering why they don't just buy the right size pants...

Or did I miss something here?
I was curious about the exact same thing
 

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The thing that really confuses me about Jonah is that he has yet to release a photograph and or video that shows a clear picture of his penis. When I hit 13.5" my pictures will be plastered EVERYWHERE. Can you imagine this guy coming into our forum making claims like this with no proof...he would be flamed a new butt-hole.
 
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Yea I mean it would be like JAPP or somebody coming here and saying "Hey guys, I finally hit 6 inches!" Oops, did I type that?
 

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I for one, do not believe it. If you clicked on the 'click here to see it' page, you'll notice his occupation is 'actor'. I think he's just trying to get attention. In the pictures you can also tell that he's not entirely flaccid. It looks like he just lost a boner.
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Nice pionts there bro! im also sure that wearing pants to tight can course damage to the penis.
 

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i remember seeing a website a while back, i'm pretty sure it was of this guy. cant remember the link, and i just searched for it with no luck. it was called something along the lines of "jonah and his whale".

anyways, all i can recall from it are a few pictures of this guy walking around new york with like, bicycle shorts on, bright red it think, and his sausage stuffed to the left side in them. it was pretty sad actually, please dont be so cocky dld =D
 

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Just bout every porn site or shit like that are people lying about there sizes and who cares if his dick is that big he is fuckin ugly.
 
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bit of a good perspective there by punky . . .

the dude has a huge schlong, no doubt, but he lives at home with mom and doesn't appear to date much . . . he's been laid plenty for it, but what desirable woman would stay with a friggin weirdo like that guy?

put's it all in perspective, not going to stop me from trying to get a monsterous tool though!
 

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Originally posted by crazyJLK
anyways, all i can recall from it are a few pictures of this guy walking around new york with like, bicycle shorts on, bright red it think, and his sausage stuffed to the left side in them. it was pretty sad actually, please dont be so cocky dld =D
*runs off to Kmart to buy pink bike shorts 5 sizes too small, calls Mom to see if he can move back in, practices stuffing cock to the right*
 

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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
*runs off to Kmart to buy pink bike shorts 5 sizes too small, calls Mom to see if he can move back in, practices stuffing cock to the right*
i think when you stuff to the right it means your gay... or is that just for earrings?
 

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i think when you stuff to the right it means your gay... or is that just for earrings?
Haha, I dunno about that, I was putting mine to the right to see if it affected the curve any, noticed my girlfriends friend staring at my crotch. :eek:

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Haha, I dunno about that, I was putting mine to the right to see if it affected the curve any, noticed my girlfriends friend staring at my crotch. :eek:

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Didn't you say you were very small flaccid? :confused:

Or did you have a wrap on?
 

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Its electric is quite big flaccid.
 

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Oh.
 

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lol with over 7.5EL he should be anyway.
 
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