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Hey im starting to lose my motivation because of this issue, my problem is when i measure i generally use one ruler which says im 5.9EL but for the past few days ive use another ruler but it doesnt have the same measurements on e.g it doesnt go .1/.2/.3/.4 then have an inch it uses another form of number, but it says im between 5.5 and 5.75. I then used a tape measure and that sed one one day i was 5.9 and the other about 5.5, but the measure has a bend in it and im finding it hard 2 measure with it ne ways. Well to put it in easy terms....
The ruler ive used for ages says im 5.9EL
The wierd ruler i used the other day says im 5.5-5.75
And the dogy tape measure has gone from me being 5.9 to 5.5.
My question is if i just took the results from the ruler ive been using for ages wud i b cheating myself or am i just being stupid
 
If it is a standard ruler, I'd use it instead of these other two.

And are these bone pressed measurements or non-bone pressed?

For tracking your gains, it is best to keep track of your bone pressed as this lowers the chance of errors compared to simply measuring non-bone pressed where you have the chance to cheat a little by pushing in slightly or even not measuring close enough to the base, etc. Obviously, you want to know your non-bone pressed on occasion, but for tracking gains, use bone pressed.

On the off-chance you're not sure what bone pressed is, it simply means measuring on the top or to one side of your penis and pressing the end of the ruler into the pubic area above/to the side of your penis until you hit the pubic bone. The 'fat pad' in this area can vary in size, so if you're pushing into the pubic bone and measuring your length, you'll get more accurate results. If you check the Picture Perfect thread where members post their pics, I'm sure you can find a number of people using a ruler and doing a bone pressed measurement.

The other thing is find a way of measuring like this and stick with it to monitor your gains so that each time you're measuring it is the same technique you used the last time as this too helps lower the chance of errors. Don't measure on the side, then measure on the top and so forth (I used to get some varying lengths especially on one side which seemed to let me push in more to my pubic bone -- I now measure straight down the middle on top and only use that measurement to track gains).

Hope this helps.
 
yea those wew BP, il just take it that im 5.9:D an use the same ruler 2 measure all the time
thnxs 4 ya help
 
Originally posted by pUNKY
My question is if i just took the results from the ruler ive been using for ages wud i b cheating myself or am i just being stupid

Of course not. There is something about measuring the penis that many men do not realize. We become as comfortable with our personal ruler as we do anything else we get used to in life. Comfortable to the point of where it goes, how hard we press, the texture of the ruler, the density, and so on. With this comfort comes the ability to know ones ruler and measure the penis with a unknowing perfection. I know this is true because I have experimented with other measuring devices that were the same exact size falling short each time until I went back to my original ruler. Think of your ruler as a security blanket, only one will do.
 
DLD thank u so much, im so glad that its not just me. I thought my penis may have been shrinking but wiv wat u sed i am 2 know my gains are true. Again thank you so much for putting my mind at rest. Great Forum dude, i hope wen i am more experienced in the world of NPenis Enlargement i can become a mod here and give back 2 the forum that of which i have taken so much from.
 
So then it's official, pHUNKY has to update his sig. to include that 5.9" measurement. ;)
 
HEY PUNKY! How about using the spell check and exercising some proper grammar. When I read your opening post all I could think was that this guy's an idiot writing like this!!!
 
that was abit harsh, i came here for advice no to be insulted, i have a problem with spelling and grammer and if it was hard for you to read then you could have said something without having to take the piss.What did i every do to you?thanks alot for making me feel very unwelcome
 
SORRY I MIS SPenis EnlargementLT EVER DONT WANT Penis EnlargementOPLE THINKING IM AN IDIOT DO I
 
Don't go off on the fact that you've been asked to follow the same guidleines everyone else has. He may have been harsh to you, but he has a valid point.

As I see it, you aren't even attempting to use basic writing skills.
You know that the first word in a sentence must be capitalized. You know that a period ends a sentence, I mean your writing makes sense.

You just seem to be writing in a dialect. It is difficult to read for English speakers so imagine how tough it is for those if us who don't speak English as a primary language.

And besides, it's disrespectful to just ignore the rules

Do your best; try to follow the guidelines.

You've got what, twelve posts and you're already making all this noise? Use it constructively.

Work your dick AND your brain.
 
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Punky, I am sorry that I blasted you the way I did. Unfortuneately it's my nature to voice my opinion without diplomacy from time to time. Please don't take that post to heart, most people that have read my posts here I am sure will tell you that I am not usually this way. If you leave on my account over just one post then I can't help that, but you will be closing the door to the best Penis Enlargement forum on the net and you will lose out in the end. There's a great bunch of guys here that will do their best to help you, myself included. Dewey, I want to thank you for the diplomacy you voiced in this matter. Punky, please read the forum guidelines and do your best to follow them. B1.
 
Its okey, im sorry about typing in 'lazy' form. Il try harder from now on guys.
 
Yo punky dont sweat dude.
I NEVER use the spell thing.

Just use it if ya not sure.
Dont let guys hound you.

I mean you have this problem and yav dealt with it ya whole life bro, great so dont let this get ya down, they aint worth it and are just taking very cheap shots.

I say just try the spell thing if ya need to.
I dont personally want this place to be like a 1st class english spelling 100% correct site as its BORING and I live in England with posh gets and thats BORING some times.

Just all be more gentle with shit like this.
As a Leader Fireman I know how to deal with things like this, so lets leave it know.

best of luck as well dude.
 
cheers red, i live in england too and posh people are so annoying. They always think there better than you. Il she what i can do about my spelling and grammer but i need you people to uderstand like red does, its been like this along time and will be hard for me to change.
 
Of course not. There is something about measuring the penis that many men do not realize. We become as comfortable with our personal ruler as we do anything else we get used to in life. Comfortable to the point of where it goes, how hard we press, the texture of the ruler, the density, and so on. With this comfort comes the ability to know ones ruler and measure the penis with a unknowing perfection. I know this is true because I have experimented with other measuring devices that were the same exact size falling short each time until I went back to my original ruler. Think of your ruler as a security blanket, only one will do.
Interesting @DLD. I use a wooden ruler in centimeters it's the best one for me. But I need to make my penis straight, in order to measure it (I have a banana penis). I have tried a measuring tape, but I couldn't get that to work.

I bought 2 of these wooden ruler, so I have a backup as well. Maybe I will buy more of them just to calm my mind. It's just a simple wooden ruler they had on sale. When I press the ruler into my Pubis (Pubic Bone)/fat-pad. It start on 0 cm.
 
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