A stroke of brilliance...

oopapercutoo

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It just hit me...I know exactly what needs to happen to turn MOS into the biggest thing since canned imitation meat. Move over Spam, we're here to stay! We need to make a MOS porno, hell we've got everything we need. Jaz/Lightning is the multimedia guru and I'm guessing owns all the necessary equipment that we'd need. DLD could be the main attraction with his 10"+ wang, with several other members contributing with their equally awe-inspiring wangs. We're sitting on a major cash cow here guys...YEAH BABY!

Just remember, this was my idea, so we have to halt production until I hit my goal of 8.5" NBP x 6.25" girth. Once I'm there, than it's on like Donkey Kong. Oh yeah, and my scene is going to be a threesome with me and 2 hot Asian twins...it'll be brilliant I tell ya!
 
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Hell yea, sorta like the "Bang Bros." ;)

You guys can call me Alejandro ;)
 

indy

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I think the real money-maker will be when DLD opens up the MOS dating site:

"Girls, wanna date a REAL guy with a REAL HUGE COCK? Just click here...."

I mean, what size-queen could resist??? It's a no-brainer.

- indy
 

oopapercutoo

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you're gonna make the girls where the Jason mask? Whatever floats your boat...at least then you don't have to worry about whether or not they have attractive faces.... LOL

Yeah I'm an idiot, I know what ya meant. Anywho, my name will be something like Cracker Jack or something...I dunno, we can fine tune the details later...now I have to hit 8.5 x 6.25...........TO THE BAT CAVE!
 

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InDeep said:
I think the real money-maker will be when DLD opens up the MOS dating site:

"Girls, wanna date a REAL guy with a REAL HUGE COCK? Just click here...."

I mean, what size-queen could resist??? It's a no-brainer.

- indy
There's actually a site like that called Big-Date.com. Doesn't seem to have been updated in a while, though.
 

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doublelongdaddy said:
Laughin' my black ass offLOL
hahaha

I was getting worried there for a second. I thought I would be the only one laughing.

That porn idea is a good one though. We could cripple the business. Like we take our measurments before each scene and put things in perspective. We could also let our viewers know about Penis Enlargement (if we wanted). Make our own brand of LC (Liquid Cialis) that we take b4 each scene just for the hell of it hehe promote the shit outta it like that Vig-Rx crap. Make our own DHT ointment and call it MoS Jelly heheh.

People like Lex claiming 11x7 would be choked at what we do.
 

oopapercutoo

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kaus is right...if Jaz knows his camera angles, which I'd imagine he more then likely does, our dicks would look absolutely huge, but through showing measurements we could finally dispel rumors of the current pornstars being larger then life.

And if we're going to play off of stereotypes, I can dress up like a hillbilly considering I'm from the midwest, and I can force myself to talk with a southern twang...This could be absolutely frickin' awesome! LMAO

And we could have Still and Supra dressed up in camo attire tag teaming some chick, because let's face it, we all know that Still and Supra have this strange obsession with seeing each other naked... :p
 

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oopapercutoo said:
And we could have Still and Supra dressed up in camo attire tag teaming some chick, because let's face it, we all know that Still and Supra have this strange obsession with seeing each other naked... :p
What about our friend Kong? I know he wants in on that action
 

oopapercutoo

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Of course, how could I forget Kong? So it'll be a 3 on 1 type deal...damn, I feel sorry for that poor girl, whoever she may be...
 

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I'm tellin yall, I'm sick. I want my scene to be bloody and messy. I have lots of good ideas for "horror porn"! Come on DLD, lets get this crackin!
 
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kausion

dude everytime I see a post by you I am hypnotized by that ass in your sig...its like everything I'm doing stops and I just stare at the vid for a few seconds :O ....LOL...who is that girlie and what vid is that????????
 

oopapercutoo

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If I'm not mistaken it's Krystal Steal and the video is one of the Flesh Hunter movies...i'm not exactly sure what # it is though.
 

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PaloMalo said:
kausion

dude everytime I see a post by you I am hypnotized by that ass in your sig...its like everything I'm doing stops and I just stare at the vid for a few seconds :O ....LOL...who is that girlie and what vid is that????????
Krystal Steal, Flesh Hunter #1. I got the vid I will be posting a bunch of vids in the next little while for viewing.
 
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kausion_420 said:
Krystal Steal, Flesh Hunter #1. I got the vid I will be posting a bunch of vids in the next little while for viewing.

Hell, yeah! When I get back from my vacation I'll have some porn to look at and if you post whoever's ass that belongs to (the vid in your sig) I'll be wackin for days. Haha
 

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iwant8inches said:
Hell, yeah! When I get back from my vacation I'll have some porn to look at and if you post whoever's ass that belongs to (the vid in your sig) I'll be wackin for days. Haha
Ya I will post that vid. Once I get everything figured out I will post like a few vids a week or something.
 

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