what the fu...are you guys talking about now...lol what is pretty bad is that I've shitted bigger...most of mine are HUGE! I once took a shit at this sports complex where there's batting cages and cart racing and I took THE LONGEST SHIT you could ever have imgained. I went with my cousin to this place and he was outside the restroom are buying something to drink man i looked back at the crap and it was stuck in the hole of the shitter and was a good six inches outside the bowl! I was like holy shit...JEEEZ-US and I wiped, washed my hands for about two minutes cause I felt like I'd committed a crime for one then opened the door a little to see if anyone was going to see me come out lol and there was my cousin. I was like hey! in a slightly hushed voice "come here. come here dude...dude..you gotta see this! LOL
HE walked in and was like OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!! We were cracking up to the point of exhaustion. I mean man! But the real funny part about it is that we went back to the same place a year or so later and the fuc^*** men's bathroom was moved to the opposite side from where it had been. Man, I ruined people's lives that day. You know the janiter committed suicide after he saw that shit. He either killed himself or quit for sure cause there ain't no way even I would have tried getting that thing down the toilet. It was like a gave birth or something...My asshole was all sore Seriously though, I gave some people some stories of a lifetime that day...There's probably someone right now telling their friend about the time they walked into this bathroom with a ten pound shit in it sticking out of the bathroom like IT was taking a shit itself Man...I can't believe I told ya'll that story...lol