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If I had a 12inch cock I would bang my neighbor's pretty wife. This guy is a alpha-male ugly asshole who needs to be taught a lesson. To tell you the truth; I would probably video tape the pounding and send it to him on his anniversary. LoL. So please tell us who would you bang if you had a 12inch cock and why. ( It could be a celebrity or some regular chick you know ).
 
I'd deep anal penetrate the girl that said my penis is small even without seeing it! I even have a fantasy about this (damn it is hateful rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Since she was soooo sure my penis was small (cause I am short myself), I'd make a bet with her. If I lose I do whatever she wants, if I win I do whatever I want with her for 1 night. I win and then I have the most hateful sex I will ever have! Deepthroat (the one where you push her head toward your pubil bone!), deep anal (with a fat cock) and deepvaginal! Everything that has the word "deep" in it I would do! She is pretty hot and I'd like to fuck the shit out of that dirty bitch!!!!!

There you go.... happy now....... rofl!
 
Shit Zam; I dont know if I should Jerk Off or call the cops after hearing your post. LMAO. But I must admit that I do have 1 or 2 past chicks in my life that I would probably administer the same sexual smackdown to. Semper Fi.
 
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If I had a 12 inch cock; I would phuck da shit out of Hillary Clinton; and keep her old ass bare foot and pregnant while telling Bill that he should have kept closer ties on his wife. LMAO.
 
Disco Dave;580261 said:
If I had a 12 inch cock; I would phuck da shit out of Hillary Clinton; and keep her old ass bare foot and pregnant while telling Bill that he should have kept closer ties on his wife. LMAO.

DA BOOM TSSSS! The joke guy of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] rofl :)
 
Phuck it. Its time to keep it real. When I was growing up; I had a Best friend who was a good guy, but he always seem to flock at the chicks that I was phucking because he knew that his cock was bigger than mines. Now I had the looks but he had the cock. Now at first I thought things were harmless until i realized that this guy felt that he can push up on the main girl that I truly cared about (which his attempts became succesful). So once this happened; I truly knew that the Best Friends shit was over. But now that I think about it; What balls on this prick. So if I had a 12 inch cock; I would truly follow my Ex best friend around and phuck any chick that he cares about. Phuck him.
 
Disco Dave;580469 said:
Phuck it. Its time to keep it real. When I was growing up; I had a Best friend who was a good guy, but he always seem to flock at the chicks that I was phucking because he knew that his cock was bigger than mines. Now I had the looks but he had the cock. Now at first I thought things were harmless until i realized that this guy felt that he can push up on the main girl that I truly cared about (which his attempts became succesful). So once this happened; I truly knew that the Best Friends shit was over. But now that I think about it; What balls on this prick. So if I had a 12 inch cock; I would truly follow my Ex best friend around and phuck any chick that he cares about. Phuck him.

Then go get it! :)
 
Hey Zam i hear ya. I am still tying to shake off the pounds and pubic fat pad to be able to display my 8 again. Now since I got 2 kids 10 and 11 plus job and mortgage. This does make the 100% dedication harder. Now I do wear my vacads when I can and of course the fj; but besides that my time is limited; which I dont mind because that is what taking care of family is all about. This thread is mostly for fantasy sake; but hopefully people can use it as motivation. Idk.
 
A very shy 18 year old who has never had a cock before.:) Dirty old man:)
 
doublelongdaddy;580914 said:
A very shy 18 year old who has never had a cock before.:) Dirty old man:)

Back with vengance and INSANE humor!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl!!!!!!

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doublelongdaddy;580914 said:
A very shy 18 year old who has never had a cock before.:) Dirty old man:)

Back with vengance and INSANE humor!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl!!!!!!

But yea- I see what you mean :)
 
Zambrodom3;580924 said:
Back with vengance and INSANE humor!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl!!!!!!

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Back with vengance and INSANE humor!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl!!!!!!

But yea- I see what you mean :)

Since I do not have sex I have youthful love and that is usually towards those young 18 year old angels! If I had sex I would come across as a huge 48 year old pervert.
 
just about every girl who has turned me down or stood me up.. and every bitch that put me in the friendzone... let them bitches know what they are missing..
 
AWESOME, a RAGE-PAGE
REVENGE SEX: If I had 12-inches of hard cock I do the following to all the women who thought I wasn't good enough. I would tease her with it, bang her pussy until she is about to cum, several times, then, pull it out, grab her by the hair, stuff it down her throat, make her gag a few times, slap her face silly with it, make her suck me off and take a massive facial... revenge is a bitch, only if it could really happen. Then again, I think a few would probably love to be treated that way...slut (nothing wrong with that)
 
Morphosis;581116 said:
AWESOME, a RAGE-PAGE
REVENGE SEX: If I had 12-inches of hard cock I do the following to all the women who thought I wasn't good enough. I would tease her with it, bang her pussy until she is about to cum, several times, then, pull it out, grab her by the hair, stuff it down her throat, make her gag a few times, slap her face silly with it, make her suck me off and take a massive facial... revenge is a bitch, only if it could really happen. Then again, I think a few would probably love to be treated that way...slut (nothing wrong with that)


Explicit! Love it
 
I would bang my rich female boss that keeps on shitting on me and treating me like a work horse. By the time I finish pounding that with the 12incher; I would have that broad doing my work for me while giving me unlimited paid vacation days.
 
Disco Dave;581647 said:
I would bang my rich female boss that keeps on shitting on me and treating me like a work horse. By the time I finish pounding that with the 12incher; I would have that broad doing my work for me while giving me unlimited paid vacation days.

You have a female boss of a penis [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] company? DAMN!
 
Hey Zam: I was fired months ago for spamming. So I was force to get a real job :cool:
 
Morphosis;581116 said:
AWESOME, a RAGE-PAGE
REVENGE SEX: If I had 12-inches of hard cock I do the following to all the women who thought I wasn't good enough. I would tease her with it, bang her pussy until she is about to cum, several times, then, pull it out, grab her by the hair, stuff it down her throat, make her gag a few times, slap her face silly with it, make her suck me off and take a massive facial... revenge is a bitch, only if it could really happen. Then again, I think a few would probably love to be treated that way...slut (nothing wrong with that)

LOL. What a maniac! No woman has ever seen a 12" cock guaranteed, you will definitely be the first!
 
LIGHTNING;581653 said:
LOL. What a maniac! No woman has ever seen a 12" cock guaranteed, you will definitely be the first!

agree
 
If I had a 12 inch cock; I would fuck the shit out of the female nurse who probably laughed at me when I was born. Now since I was way below average, I feel like she probably had a wonderful time cracking jokes about my size. So even though she could be 90 years old by now; She would definitely get the 12 incher. LMAO
 
There's a MILF who just let me get to 1st Base after 13 Years of knowing her. I must admit I only started pursing her 5 years ago. The 13 year age gap between us has always been a problem for her, but after that kiss I know she's considering this. It's only a matter of time before she lets me do her.

I'm going to need a 12-incher for that!
 
Loader;586849 said:
There's a MILF who just let me get to 1st Base after 13 Years of knowing her. I must admit I only started pursing her 5 years ago. The 13 year age gap between us has always been a problem for her, but after that kiss I know she's considering this. It's only a matter of time before she lets me do her.

I'm going to need a 12-incher for that!

What if she requires 13 inches?:)
 
If I had the 12 incher; i would mentally fuck all of the sexy women in my neighborhood; Simply by making it a priority to check my mail box and cut my grass on a daily basis with nothing on but a open Ric Flair type robe. This will also deter the men in the neighborhood from even thinking about fucking my wife. Lol
 
Disco Dave;587150 said:
If I had the 12 incher; i would mentally fuck all of the sexy women in my neighborhood; Simply by making it a priority to check my mail box and cut my grass on a daily basis with nothing on but a open Ric Flair type robe. This will also deter the men in the neighborhood from even thinking about fucking my wife. Lol

Dirty dick Dad!
 
If I had a 12 inch cock.....well I hardly even had to think about this one.

One of my favorite fuck buddies is this tiny little 38 year old hottie MILF that weighs all of 105 pounds. Every pound of it is in exactly the right place. I absolutely love fucking her gorgeous little pussy with these substantial pussy lips that stretch so perfectly around my girth. So what am I getting at here? Okay, it gets a little kinky here. She has this 21 year old clone of herself daughter that is absolutely insanely sexy. I cannot help checking her out when I am visiting them. She is that fine that you can't not look. Of course my fuck buddies husband is constantly busting my chops for checking out is hottie little daughter. He will watch me bang the last drop of juice out of his wife's sweet little pussy and then ride my ass for even cutting my eyes at his hot little daughter.

So here is what I would do: I would lock his ass up behind a glass security door and then have little miss daughter hottie bend over in his direct view and I would give her about 4 inches right in that sweet little pussy. Then I would have my little fuck buddy slide her little pussy down on top of the other 8 inches and get herself off while I pump the cum out of the her baby girls fine little dash hole. Of course I would be certain to tell Mr. Cuckold how fine his babes feel on all 12 inches of my thick cock. The scary thing is, the little daughter has the hots for me and is jealous of her mom's freestyle sex life. After all, what the fuck is Mr. Cuckold worried about? It is not like he is saving his hot little daughter for himself, is he? I will have to admit, he is a pretty man and makes a pretty daughter in addition to his wife's fine genes. He surely loves hearing me tell him how good his wife's little pussy feels too. I may be sharing too much.
 
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Dashdeming;587441 said:
If I had a 12 inch cock.....well I hardly even had to think about this one.

One of my favorite fuck buddies is this tiny little 38 year old hottie MILF that weighs all of 105 pounds. Every pound of it is in exactly the right place. I absolutely love fucking her gorgeous little pussy with these substantial pussy lips that stretch so perfectly around my girth. So what am I getting at here? Okay, it gets a little kinky here. She has this 21 year old clone of herself daughter that is absolutely insanely sexy. I cannot help checking her out when I am visiting them. She is that fine that you can't not look. Of course my fuck buddies husband is constantly busting my chops for checking out is hottie little daughter. He will watch me bang the last drop of juice out of his wife's sweet little pussy and then ride my ass for even cutting my eyes at his hot little daughter.

So here is what I would do: I would lock his ass up behind a glass security door and then have little miss daughter hottie bend over in his direct view and I would give her about 4 inches right in that sweet little pussy. Then I would have my little fuck buddy slide her little pussy down on top of the other 8 inches and get herself off while I pump the cum out of the her baby girls fine little dash hole. Of course I would be certain to tell Mr. Cuckold how fine his babes feel on all 12 inches of my thick cock. The scary thing is, the little daughter has the hots for me and is jealous of her mom's freestyle sex life. After all, what the fuck is Mr. Cuckold worried about? It is not like he is saving his hot little daughter for himself, is he? I will have to admit, he is a pretty man and makes a pretty daughter in addition to his wife's fine genes. He surely loves hearing me tell him how good his wife's little pussy feels too. I may be sharing too much.

Your post is wonderful. Pardon me while I jerk off. LoL. But I must admit; If that was my daughter; your balls and cock would have bend severed before your first thoughts of fucking my adult child. But still. Your post is so good that I have to applaud. Semper Fi.
 
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Since I gained way too much weight after vowing to myself that I will lose weight; If I had the 12incher I would fuck myself right now. Lol. Depressions a mutha fucka. But this site helps keep me going. Gracias.
 
Hang in there brother. Think positive and think thin and you will lift the depression and become thin. No shit. It works. Think thin.


Disco Dave;592133 said:
Since I gained way too much weight after vowing to myself that I will lose weight; If I had the 12incher I would fuck myself right now. Lol. Depressions a mutha fucka. But this site helps keep me going. Gracias.
 
It would be awesome to have a 12 incher but I wouldn't really want one that big 99% couldn't handle 12 inches,hmmmm I don't really get the idea of a cockold is it someone that's a loser?
 
I change my answer to Mary Kate and Ashley:)
 
Disco Dave;592133 said:
Since I gained way too much weight after vowing to myself that I will lose weight; If I had the 12incher I would fuck myself right now. Lol. Depressions a mutha fucka. But this site helps keep me going. Gracias.

that would teach you a lesson lol...good answer

i unfortunately don't have anyone who i would revenge fuck with a 12''. Maybe Maybe lisa leslie b/c her pussy can prob fit it
 
doublelongdaddy;592242 said:
I change my answer to Mary Kate and Ashley:)

I take this back, they look like old hags now....I change my answer to selena gomez:)
 
goalisbig;592591 said:
Holy crap!!
I was thinking about her too.. I got love for them Latinas!..

I got a shiny for her little, round head:) A cock would look proper stuffed in there:)
 
doublelongdaddy;592621 said:
I got a shiny for her little, round head:) A cock would look proper stuffed in there:)
Wait a minute. That is my wife you guys are talking about. Her marital name is Selena Disco-Dave's Gomez
 
Phuck it. Its time to keep it real. When I was growing up; I had a Best friend who was a good guy, but he always seem to flock at the chicks that I was phucking because he knew that his cock was bigger than mines. Now I had the looks but he had the cock. Now at first I thought things were harmless until i realized that this guy felt that he can push up on the main girl that I truly cared about (which his attempts became succesful). So once this happened; I truly knew that the Best Friends shit was over. But now that I think about it; What balls on this prick. So if I had a 12 inch cock; I would truly follow my Ex best friend around and phuck any chick that he cares about. Phuck him.

I know that feeling. I have also been betrayed by an ex best friend who phucked my girl with his long penis back in 2009. This is one of my driving force in PE today.
 
I know that feeling. I have also been betrayed by an ex best friend who phucked my girl with his long penis back in 2009. This is one of my driving force in PE today.
That sucks. But this man was never your friend. Real friends don't do that shit. Real friends are hard to find.

My driving force and obsession for doing PE and the reason I found MOS, was due to the fact that one woman implied that I had a small penis.

My goal is to create the most beutiful penis any woman have ever seen.
 
That sucks. But this man was never your friend. Real friends don't do that shit. Real friends are hard to find.

My driving force and obsession for doing PE and the reason I found MOS, was due to the fact that one woman implied that I had a small penis.

My goal is to create the most beutiful penis any woman have ever seen.

You are right, he was never a friend. I cut him off since 2012 till today. About 4 of my ex in total insulted me for having a small penis. It was very painful. Thank God for MOS.
 
You are right, he was never a friend. I cut him off since 2012 till today. About 4 of my ex in total insulted me for having a small penis. It was very painful. Thank God for MOS.
That's some hard shit. This kind of things fuel us. Sometimes when I stretch I think about this kind of things...and it fuels me to keep going.
 
True words. I've experimented with my current length size and realize that, all I need now is girth. My length is perfect.
I'm sorry I don't remember your BPEL. What was it? I can't find your thread.

I need some reference point I think, I don't want to become to long, so I'm going get to 7.5 inches in length and stay there for a while to evaluate it.
Evaluate it = Fucking.
 
I'm sorry I don't remember your BPEL. What was it? I can't find your thread.

I need some reference point I think, I don't want to become to long, so I'm going get to 7.5 inches in length and stay there for a while to evaluate it.
Evaluate it = Fucking.

You will start bottoming out women when you get to 7 inches. I remember I bottomed out a few women with that size. Anything from 7.75 inches, you will start bottoming out most women. Just get to 8 inches to really bottom out majority of women.

When I measured with a tape, I couldn't get an accurate measurement because my erection was poor and I think ruler measure is what is best for me. I saw 8 inches on the tape.
 
You will start bottoming out women when you get to 7 inches. I remember I bottomed out a few women with that size. Anything from 7.75 inches, you will start bottoming out most women. Just get to 8 inches to really bottom out majority of women.

When I measured with a tape, I couldn't get an accurate measurement because my erection was poor and I think ruler measure is what is best for me. I saw 8 inches on the tape.
Okey thanks for this information, really helpful.
So 7 inches will bottom out women. Oh man...that sounds good. So my conclusion then is that 7 inches are really long for most women, and 8 inches are monstrously long. So to be 7.5 inches long will be really long. I will stay here for some time when I get to that length.

8 inches is probably the golden ratio of length.

Good you feel content with your lenght.
It must feel amazing to finely only work on girth.
 
Okey thanks for this information, really helpful.
So 7 inches will bottom out women. Oh man...that sounds good. So my conclusion then is that 7 inches are really long for most women, and 8 inches are monstrously long. So to be 7.5 inches long will be really long. I will stay here for some time when I get to that length.

8 inches is probably the golden ratio of length.

Good you feel content with your lenght.
It must feel amazing to finely only work on girth.

When they say 8 inches is the golden number for length, it is true. I've had sex with up to 30 women since I got to 8 inches in 2020. 8 is indeed the perfect and biggest you should get to. Anything past 8 is for ego.

I feel happy to focus on girth now but I'm still jelqing for 20 minutes and also doing hardcore stretches with the mityvac.
 
When they say 8 inches is the golden number for length, it is true. I've had sex with up to 30 women since I got to 8 inches in 2020. 8 is indeed the perfect and biggest you should get to. Anything past 8 is for ego.

I feel happy to focus on girth now but I'm still jelqing for 20 minutes and also doing hardcore stretches with the mityvac.
Feels awesome to hear this, thanks.
 
When they say 8 inches is the golden number for length, it is true. I've had sex with up to 30 women since I got to 8 inches in 2020. 8 is indeed the perfect and biggest you should get to. Anything past 8 is for ego.

I feel happy to focus on girth now but I'm still jelqing for 20 minutes and also doing hardcore stretches with the mityvac.
8 inches is the golden number for length>BPEL??
 
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