Happy Birthday RED!

Happy Birthday Buddy!!!
A Special Birthday Card From Me to You.

Make sure you do the Following to have a Great Birthday...

Call some Friends :phone:

Rent a Nice Sports Car :redcar:

Go to a Club :band:

Get Drunk with some Friends!!! :drinkup:

Meet a hot Chick :girl: :love:

Dance :dance:

Get Into a Bar Fight :fight:

Take the girl you met into the alley behind the club and :blowjob:

Then come home and :barf:

Don't forget to :hanging: before Bed

Get some Sleep :zzboner:

Then wake up the next morning and have the Best Hangover of your Life!!! :drool:

Happy Birthday RED!!!


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Jeez....what can i say.
Many thanks.
Jazz real-nice man....that card was REAL COOL....thanks bro.
Yey so am 20 years-old now.
Its gunna be nuthing much tonight.....me gunna be at work soon anyway <:( gunna be busiy with all the drunks......but I will have a party at the weekend gunna go into London and visit some STRIP CLUBS........wuhahahaahaha :blahblah:

thanks all .... happy new year also.
 
Jeez -- before your day is over, let me say Happy Birthday and Happy New Year. As for wanting a time machine, you're still a babe at only 19. There are others of us here who could use that machine. You've got the best years ahead of you. Be happy!!
 
It was a busiy shift I can tell ya that....gotta wait till Saturday before I party...gunna go into some strip clubs, the ones where they do BJ ;)
See what they think.
 
Strip Clubs with girls that give blow jobs. Is that legal there. Only one state in the U.S. allows legal prostitution, Nevada.... bummer. Most every other country in the world has legalized prostitution. What prudes we are...LOL. Canada, the next best solution. Nevada is too far away.
 
Wow! Bro, you gotta tell me the names of those clubs. I'm not far from London.
Happy birthday Red, leave some girls for me ok? :clank:
 
HEHEHEE, yey I will tell ya all about it.
Actually I think its illegal here too with sex in clubs....I was meaning a backhander ;) abit of extra pocket money for the slut....heres £100 now ride my pole whore :) I know for a fact in the UK alot but not all strip clubs, the women in them will fuck, suck you for extra's...I have had some of my best shags in strip clubs this way ;) I might take my firemans outfit with me and get 50% knocked of...for some reason unknown to me women LOVE that dirty, ugly, firemans outift...its cumming with me :blahblah: cya folks.
 
Originally posted by REDZULU2003
HEHEHEE, yey I will tell ya all about it.
Actually I think its illegal here too with sex in clubs....I was meaning a backhander ;) abit of extra pocket money for the slut....heres £100 now ride my pole whore :) I know for a fact in the UK alot but not all strip clubs, the women in them will fuck, suck you for extra's...I have had some of my best shags in strip clubs this way ;) I might take my firemans outfit with me and get 50% knocked of...for some reason unknown to me women LOVE that dirty, ugly, firemans outift...its cumming with me :blahblah: cya folks.

lol Give them a show and make them pay YOU!! :D

-ItsElectric
 
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