Anyone wanna slap mother nature in the face?

[Stunna]

Hey guys I was just thinking about how if I were ever to meet mother nature one day I would love to give her a nice backhand for giving me such a fucking small cock to start out with. I take Penis Enlargement as a visual smack in the face to her because we're changing what she had planned for us. Stupid bitch should make everyone 8x6 or something lol

 

[Super]

Ill slap it in the face for making my two arteries run in the wrong place!!!

 

[Stunna]

Ill slap it in the face for making my two arteries run in the wrong place!!!

yea that too!

 

[crazyed27]

Fuck slapping her in the face. I'd fuck her in the face and make her spit up her lunch, She'd be like damn man I though I gave you the mini issue cock!

 

[Stunna]

Fuck slapping her in the face. I'd fuck her in the face and make her spit up her lunch, She'd be like damn man I though I gave you the mini issue cock!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO

yea man and smack her in the nose and give her a strawberry, stupid bitch wants to give ME a small dick, I'll show her!

 

[oopapercutoo]

I want in on this action...I wasn't doomed with a small penis, as I started off average. I was doomed with a SLOW GROWING penis...making gains for me is a bitch, so if I ever find mother nature I'll smack her around a little bit for everyone on the forums.

 

[Super]

SLAP!!!! Thats for my glands being small as well, that that bitch

 

[ctmwm]

Well I'm gonna slap her across her face with my new 10" cock that will teach her

 

[Stunna]

Well I'm gonna slap her across her face with my new 10" cock that will teach her

don't slap her with it! fucking choke her with it like an anaconda!

 

[crazyed27]

don't slap her with it! fucking choke her with it like an anaconda!

Damn Right Stunna! I love choke jobs!

 

[shojii]

OOpapercutoo,
awesome avatar!!!! I am definately guitarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........lol

 

[nitro]

don't slap her with it! fucking choke her with it like an anaconda!

ahahah, I like your style

 

[Stunna]

poke her in the eye!

 

[xtremegamer]

When I get 9 x 6.25, I will make her choke on my tool!

 

[Stunna]

When I get 9 x 6.25, I will make her choke on my tool!

shove it down her throat and squeeze her nose shut.