Recent content by Zalc

No idea...I could always ask when I am over there for a family reunion next year. "Hey man, so I hear tatay's last wish was to fix your small dick! How did that go?" Or "Hey mum remember how you were telling me about tatay's last dying wish...err....did it come true? Not that I am...

Not *the* reason I want to grow, but still somewhat contributed. A few months back my grandfather (who lives overseas) past away... according to the family his final words were something along the lines of "don't spend money on my operation, spend it fixing (one of my cousins name, not sure who)...

All ordered :). Living in Aussieland, at most will take 30 days...woo....*cries inside

*blank about what a lockbox is. I can't wait until easter/Anzac holidays are over, getting sort of excited over idea of purchasing a Bathmate. Now...to ensure my package remains closed...

Thanks for the welcome. :) Somehow I don't think the dresser over door won't work very well, will be pretty suss if I started if suddenly someone isn't able to open my door... (Heh feels the same as when I first discovered self happy time - MUST KEEP IT SECRET ARGH!) :p

G'day all, Firstly I just want to say...hi. I feel somewhat awkward typing in a Penis Enlargement forum (well...*the* Penis Enlargement forum :P) but, eh, guess that is the childish side of me talking. As you can tell from my extremely large post count, I am a newbie with Penis Enlargement...