in priority - Mountain Dew, Marijuana, Video Games, and Pussy.
-Don't ask Why cuz "Y" is a crooked letter.
-Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs
-I speak my mind, buz bitin' my tongue hurts.
-Never judge a person or a book by it's cover
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!
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