Recent content by vanillagorilla

You guys want me to tell you the sneakiest, creepiest, and probably meaniest demon of them all? Be glad to. PAINPILLS. I shit you not. This has to be one of the worst drugs ever to surface. When I say painpills, I am referring to Hydrocodne (vicodin, lorcet, lortab, etc) and Oxycodone...

One more thing I would like to add. I did say my wife said it would be ok to have this threesome, but she would not be to happy if she found out me and this chick had something on the side. I love my wife to death. I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world. Not even if she gained so...

Oh yeah, and everytime she calls, which is alot, she talks to me on the phone for a long time. It's never about anything intimate, but she does like to talk. Like for instance she will call for my wife and if she is busy, she will just talk to me. Sometimes she will call and I will answer the...

Ok here's the deal. 7 years ago I meet my wife. We dated for 3 years, been married 4. During the first year it was very rocky. She was cheating on me, I was cheating on her, yada yada. One of the girls I cheated on her with happened to be ONE of her best friends. The grew up together. So...

When you talk them you have to remember that most of them are there to fuck, but don't message them saying stuff like, "hey lets fuck". Instead your going to have to form some kind of relationship with them at first. Couple of good emails, then a few chat sessions on yahoo, everyone on that...

Hey bro, I know you don't want to pay, but seriously, join Adult Friend Finder. Its like $50 for the Gold package, but man its worth it. I joined the website for 2 months and the first 2 weeks nothing happened. You kind of have to learn what to say to them. When you get your game down you...

Nah, the my girl was sitting across from me, lol.

Oh and do you think she had on panties? I would say no. You guys would have had to see how short and tight these "hiking" shorts were on here. And even if she did have some I would have to say cotton ones. You know the ones that are not sexy per say, but they are still sexy just for the fact...

I like girls with some hair on their puss. I'm not talking about a fucking bushy beard, but I do like girls with their natural pubic hair. I'm not a big fan of the shaved ones. I like it natural. I have seen some hairy bush and I mean some really hairy bush and that to me is not attractive...

250mg's of Test a week. It will make you fuck 3-4 times a day like it ain't nothing. Just my two cc's.

To be honest with you dude, I would go on a split were I worked every bodypart once a week. But hammer it hard. Not to hard though, but harder than what you have been hiting it. I have never used routine like you posted above simply for the fact that I didn't hit the muscles hard enough from...

Thanks a bunch for your replies everyone. It makes me feel a lot better now.

For instance the other day I was taking a piss and I noticed that the toilet paper roll was empty. So I removed it. I was looking at the toilet paper roll holder and thought ok, that looks like its got "some" length. At I wanted to compare it without the roll on it. Looking down at my penis...

Hey guys. I hope I am putting this in the right spot but it is something that has been making me wonder here lately. For one, I am not in my best of shape right now. Holding some bodyfat in the "fat pad" area so of course that is going to make it look smaller. So I know if I lost some weight...

Jose Canseco's ex did not say he applied cream to his penis. She said the Growth Hormone made his penis grow. It is known for making everything grow. I have heard bodybuilders claim it added a little more thickness and a little more length. But its also known for making you a lot leaner...