Recent content by phatical

After using the stretching in DLDs Newbie Guide, my penis seems to hang lower. It looks like it gained some size. However...the erect gains are what I'm after. The flaccid gains are for people at the gym, and I don't go to the gym to impress dudes. Not meaning to be a prick if I sound like one.

Ask her how it feels to have such a loose and smelly vagina. Or just find a woman who is going to respect you for you. No woman of worth would ask such a question...or even mention it. You deserve better. But if you look past it because she's hot, then you deserve her. No bitch is hot...

Also tell her that her vagina smells terrible! That leaves them thinking for days.

DLD, I've been lurking for the past 4 months on this board. Just reading up and seeing what guys have to say. I have finally decided to get serious about my health and penis. I can't control what I was born with (6 el, 5 eg), but I can change that. And reach my goals (9 el, 6.5 eg) That...

I concur. I see my wife getting fucked by someone who isn't me and enjoying it...you see me on the news for...nevermind...that would be premeditated. If Lisa were my wife, I'd have told them that they could come over and fuck her...but they'd need to pay. Have that bitch make some money for me.

Did you ever fuck her dude? Was her cavernous vagina as "wide set" as advertised?