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    crazycanuck is back

    The break sucked. I really wanted to keep up on the gains but the snausage was in rough shape. I even made an appointment to see the doctor about just getting circumsied (spelling). My foreskin barely pulls over the head, and at this point if I pull it back more it tugs underneath the nob and...
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    crazycanuck is back

    Been gone for a few weeks, buisiness trip, and to let my tear on the meat-pipe heal. Will check out the newest threads, I see I have a few responses to some of them. I apologize for not responding, BUT AM BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN!!!!
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    My Dick Was Cut Open With Chainsaw!!!!!!

    One-eyed trouser-snake update, should be good to go Monday!!!! ctmwm, I'll see what I can do for pics.....j/k, heheh!
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    My Dick Was Cut Open With Chainsaw!!!!!!

    I've put a similar product called polysporin on the tear. Must make sure the First-Aid room door is locked, don't want one of my employees to walk in while I've got my dick out, twisted upside down, and I'm rubbing cream on it, LOL!!!! On the topic of ����, she has great jugs, DD's, depending...
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    My Dick Was Cut Open With Chainsaw!!!!!!

    THAT GOT YOUR ATTENTION, EH!?!?! Well, no, I didn't cut up my trouser snake with a Husqvarna, feels almost as bad though. Got into a knife fight, fended off the attackers with my cock........ well, no that didn't happen either. Read on.... Stepped out of the shower last night, not...
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    First hang session

    It's hard not to get so wound up about Penis Enlargement, especially when you've noticed personal gains of your own, and see the before/after pics of members that have done HUGE gains. With me it's ASAP with everything. Must stay focused and be patient, don't want a wounded dick, mangled all to...
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    First hang session

    Thanks eh. I figured I'll need some experimentation before getting it right. I'll re-read the info at BH, and check around here more too. Cheers!
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    First hang session

    My Bib Starter showed up yesterday, tired it out. Ordered that wierd rubber stuff, cut to size, wrapped up the meat, placed the Bib just behind the head. After two minuted hanging the nob was purple & cold, but you could really feel the pull!!!! I'm not enthused about losing all circulation to...
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    PLEASE HELP with YOUR DONATION...

    Can we donate through paypal, and how?
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    Confused on girth measurements

    I will get the clotch tape for girth measurement this weekend. Until then I'll Penis Enlargement like it's going our of style!!
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    Confused on girth measurements

    The string diameter is 1mm, very small, but I will try to find an alternate form tape for measuring girth. I'll still use the MaxSteele for length since it's comfortable.
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    Confused on girth measurements

    Howdyfellow Penis Enlargement enthusiasts!!!! Scuse the excitement, did something that put a smile on my face. No it wasn't any of the following: 1. Wife surprised me with a blowjob from her and two hot friends. 2. Won the lottery, and celebrated with drugs, booze and hookers. 3. Punched...
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    Plyometrics Blasters, my quest for the ultimate length routine...A Study by DLD

    I too have tried this the last 2 days, 500 reps a day, that a-stretch is deadly. My veiny weasel is sore this morning, but will do 1,000 reps along with the phase 1 session, along with my "crouching anus, stretching penis" signature move, heheheh!!!!
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    Plyometrics Blasters, my quest for the ultimate length routine...A Study by DLD

    Glad to hear it!!! Looking forward to seeing your finished PB workout, hopefully by then it could be something I can add to my Penis Enlargement workout. One to keep in mind, you should invest in is a mouthpiece for Jen, to protect her teeth. That tube of death gets any longer you'll be going...
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    I am A Lazy Ass Stretcher For Life!!

    I've been doing LA tretches under the leg, either watching tv, or driving to the next town. Might help the squirrel-dick flacid I currently have, heheh!!
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